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Big channel news, great channel news, this is a description...but I don't want to give away the big surprise, anyways its a video, you should just watch it anyway instead of reading this. If you're still reading this, it's pointless, there is literally nothing else written here in the description...or is there!? Nah, no there really isn't..........or possibly.......THERE IS! lols, no there isn't, honestly crazy you're still reading this after literally all of that up there, I mean this is literally a description that has zero substance and it's point for even existing is bordering on the line of absurdity. I mean at this point I just feel bad for wasting your time. I temped you with actual information, and yes, I did pull one over on you, but then I did it AGAIN, and you fell for it a second time. Honestly the fact that you're still reading this is quite possibly stemming from an early childhood experience that shaped your enthusiasm for descriptions. I mean yes, your dad did always tell you that if you ever want to make it big in the biodegradable helicopter community you'd have to read the descriptions of each and every carrot and orange peel that went into genetically modifying their molecular structure, which, in turn would transform bio waste into solid steel and aluminum that goes into creating a helicopter that would be quite literally be made out of orang peels and carrots. So now we start understanding the reasoning behind your continued obsession with this description. It's a sickness really, you can't stop reading it until every single word has been etched into your brain where it will lay dormant for years...UNTIL...YOU CREATE THE GREATEST ORANGE PEEL HELICOPTER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. They made fun of you. Called you names. Said "No one reads the descriptions." WELL WHO's LAUGHING NOW RICHARD. Now all that reading, etching, and obsessive behavior has paid off big. You're sipping your champagne while flying in your brand new OrangeStream550 (The Helicopter You Developed). Now I, the writer of this description, have been put in my place. I understand you, I understand what made you read this monstrosity, and I feel respect, admiration, and honestly...I must admit...envy. I both like helicopters and champagne, and neither of those things do I currently have. You on the other hand, well, I think we both know you have a whole lot more than that. Penthouse in NYC, waterfront House in Palm Beach, 27 super cars, and about 17.79 Billion dollars worth of orange peels and carrot skins, and yes...that's a capital B. All of this while I thought I was the one who was pranking YOU. I have gravely underestimated the reader of my descriptions, and to that I say...you should read my reviews on typectechreviews.com
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Big channel news, great channel news, this is a description...but I don't want to give away the big surprise, anyways its a video, you should just watch it anyway instead of reading this. If you're still reading this, it's pointless, there is literally nothing else written here in the description...or is there!? Nah, no there really isn't..........or possibly.......THERE IS! lols, no there isn't, honestly crazy you're still reading this after literally all of that up there, I mean this is literally a description that has zero substance and it's point for even existing is bordering on the line of absurdity. I mean at this point I just feel bad for wasting your time. I temped you with actual information, and yes, I did pull one over on you, but then I did it AGAIN, and you fell for it a second time. Honestly the fact that you're still reading this is quite possibly stemming from an early childhood experience that shaped your enthusiasm for descriptions. I mean yes, your dad did always tell you that if you ever want to make it big in the biodegradable helicopter community you'd have to read the descriptions of each and every carrot and orange peel that went into genetically modifying their molecular structure, which, in turn would transform bio waste into solid steel and aluminum that goes into creating a helicopter that would be quite literally be made out of orang peels and carrots. So now we start understanding the reasoning behind your continued obsession with this description. It's a sickness really, you can't stop reading it until every single word has been etched into your brain where it will lay dormant for years...UNTIL...YOU CREATE THE GREATEST ORANGE PEEL HELICOPTER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. They made fun of you. Called you names. Said "No one reads the descriptions." WELL WHO's LAUGHING NOW RICHARD. Now all that reading, etching, and obsessive behavior has paid off big. You're sipping your champagne while flying in your brand new OrangeStream550 (The Helicopter You Developed). Now I, the writer of this description, have been put in my place. I understand you, I understand what made you read this monstrosity, and I feel respect, admiration, and honestly...I must admit...envy. I both like helicopters and champagne, and neither of those things do I currently have. You on the other hand, well, I think we both know you have a whole lot more than that. Penthouse in NYC, waterfront House in Palm Beach, 27 super cars, and about 17.79 Billion dollars worth of orange peels and carrot skins, and yes...that's a capital B. All of this while I thought I was the one who was pranking YOU. I have gravely underestimated the reader of my descriptions, and to that I say...you should read my reviews on typectechreviews.com
Email for Business Inquiries (Monitors/Displays Only!): typectechreviews@gmail.com
Check Out My Website: typectechreviews.com
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