Uploaded August 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! A plane! No, it's Turkish Superman! Thrill as ropey-armed, lumpy Turkish Superman flies in front of stained backdrops, stop a train that wasn't moving, and punch a guy so hard he makes the film run in reverse!