Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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If you like this track, you can help me afford better gear by buying a download
iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/t**d-forge-single/id659437231
Bandcamp: lylemcdouchebag.bandcamp.com

Turdforge is a gripping tale that anyone can relate to. Except girls because girls donot make poop.

Starring Matt as the guy who poops: youtube.com/user/dejaymattyd

Lyrics:
YOU'RE MAKING POOP!
Squeeze! You've forged a monster that you must release
Upon a throne of porcelain lay your legacy beneath
Channel the fire that burns within your bowels...
AND SET IT FREE!

Now! You realize you've flown to close to the sun
The power far too much for you, your legacy undone
Waft in the foul scents and learn to love this stench
It's not too late!

Time to embrace your destiny
It is fated for you to be
lord of violent fecal discharge
You're the master of the Turd Forge!

Bask in the warm fumes that sprung forth from your butt
You've forged a poop!