schmoyoho | Trapped On Wikipedia @schmoyoho | Uploaded 3 years ago | Updated 1 hour ago
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Lyrics:
OH SCHNO
I can’t watch things based on true events
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Eight hours readin about Fred Hampton
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)

Don’t set me freeeee,
I need to know all about The Great Stink
Ohhh, why would i ever go to sleep
When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?

I can’t watch things that are fictional,
‘Cause I’ll get trapped on wookiepedia (oohhh)
6 hours learnin about Coleman Trebor,
Yeah, I’ve been trapped on wookieepedia (ohhh)

I don’t care if you disapprove
I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof
Ohhh, What would I stop to eat dinner for
When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore??

You might think that
readin all these facts
Have made me the smartest man on the planet
But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway
And be back on wikipedia, damn it

I can’t walk around and look at things at all
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (ooohh)
10 hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)

Just let me beeeeee,
I’m sightseeing in Tuscany
Ohhh, I’ll never (go to) sleep
‘Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee

I cannot function in the world today
Because I’m trapped on wikipedia