Uploaded March 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Starring Margot the Tortoise as Tortoise Playing Minecraft.

Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft

When he gets home
And he wants to relax
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft

He’s stacking the blocks
And swinging the axe
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft

Keep on stacking those blocks, tortoise!

Llamas (Hey!)
Llamas (Hey!)
So many llamas (Hey!)
Why so many llamas? (Hey!)
Tortoise like llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise (Hey!)
Tortoise (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Oh!)

Yoyo-ing a snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
He keeps a yoyo-ing a snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
Tortoise likes the snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
So he keeps a yoyo-ing a snowman (Hey!)

Do it!

Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Let’s go!
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft

Everybody in the arena put your hands in the air!

You’ve got this tortoise
Watch out for those creepers!
Watch out for those chicken jockeys!

Tortoise playing minecraft (Oh!)
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Tortoise playing minecraft (He’s legit)
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft (Oh!)
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft