Uploaded January 2014 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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Happy New Year! I've decided to kick off 2014 by revisiting the pixellated demons of my past - those scummy, brain-breaking, gut-churning games that sucked my time, money and joy until all that was left was a broke, broken husk gibbering frantically for Sonic the Hedgehog. Welcome to 2014! Also, this is the first gaming video I've ever made... with the exception of those games I made...

Music by Deceased Superior Technician used under Creative Commons License 3.0

Clothes by Gallery Serpentine

What's that, Eva? Have these prunes to chew...

Bit of stand-up, stand up, comedy, comedian etc etc etc