Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
From deadpan zingers to sci-fi silliness, “Red Dwarf” delivered some of the sharpest one-liners on British TV. Join us as we count down the funniest quips from the crew of the Jupiter Mining Corporation, featuring classic burns, bizarre breakfast obsessions, and unforgettable put-downs from Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten, and Holly. Our countdown includes “Red Alert,” “No Flapjacks,” “Pot Noodle,” “Insult,” “Ace Rimmer’s Kipper,” “Albanian Washing Machines,” “Cat’s Brain,” “Rimmer’s Gone,” “Holly’s IQ,” and “Dumplings.” Which line still makes you laugh every time? Let us know in the comments below!
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From deadpan zingers to sci-fi silliness, “Red Dwarf” delivered some of the sharpest one-liners on British TV. Join us as we count down the funniest quips from the crew of the Jupiter Mining Corporation, featuring classic burns, bizarre breakfast obsessions, and unforgettable put-downs from Lister, Rimmer, Cat, Kryten, and Holly. Our countdown includes “Red Alert,” “No Flapjacks,” “Pot Noodle,” “Insult,” “Ace Rimmer’s Kipper,” “Albanian Washing Machines,” “Cat’s Brain,” “Rimmer’s Gone,” “Holly’s IQ,” and “Dumplings.” Which line still makes you laugh every time? Let us know in the comments below!
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WatchMojo UK is your source for British Top 10s, covering popular shows like Doctor Who, Strictly Come Dancing, Great British Bake Off, Coronation Street, The Morning, Good Morning Britain, The Graham Norton Show, Sherlock, and more! We also cover the latest in British Movies, Music
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