Uploaded February 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Released by Coleiosis Records on February 15, 2024.
coleiosis.bandcamp.com/album/last-on-the-totem-pole
Tracklist:
1. Recent Google Searches Include, But Not Limited To: "Why Did That Pretty Girl Throw Up When I Asked Her Out?" "How To Clean Up Vomit Off Of Shirt" "What Does Vomit Taste Like?" "Is It Weird I Like The Taste Of Vomit?"
2. Not Sure Why My Pediatric Doctor Just Gave Me A Prostate Exam. But, Who Am I To Complain?
3. Josh Scogin, If You Ever Hear This Song, Message Me About Doing A Song Together. I Wanna See If You Can Still Scream From Your Norma Jean Days.
4. *Clears Throat* "Man, Swallowing That Gallon Of Mayonnaise Sure Made My Throat Dry. Guess I Better Wash It Down With Some Root Beer.
5. Speaking Of Mayonnaise, The Best Part Of Eating A Whopper Is The Last Three Bites When It's Just Dripping With Mayo
6. Eating A Barrel Full Of Toxic Waste In Front Of School Children To Show Them It Won't Give Me Superpowers. Man, Kids Are So Stupid Nowadays.
7. Buying A House Ain't Too Hard. Just Get A Full Time Job And Stop Wasting Your Money On Pot And The Newest iPhone Every Year.
Credits:
Lee Catanese - Everything
Released by Coleiosis Records on February 15, 2024.
coleiosis.bandcamp.com/album/last-on-the-totem-pole
Tracklist:
1. Recent Google Searches Include, But Not Limited To: "Why Did That Pretty Girl Throw Up When I Asked Her Out?" "How To Clean Up Vomit Off Of Shirt" "What Does Vomit Taste Like?" "Is It Weird I Like The Taste Of Vomit?"
2. Not Sure Why My Pediatric Doctor Just Gave Me A Prostate Exam. But, Who Am I To Complain?
3. Josh Scogin, If You Ever Hear This Song, Message Me About Doing A Song Together. I Wanna See If You Can Still Scream From Your Norma Jean Days.
4. *Clears Throat* "Man, Swallowing That Gallon Of Mayonnaise Sure Made My Throat Dry. Guess I Better Wash It Down With Some Root Beer.
5. Speaking Of Mayonnaise, The Best Part Of Eating A Whopper Is The Last Three Bites When It's Just Dripping With Mayo
6. Eating A Barrel Full Of Toxic Waste In Front Of School Children To Show Them It Won't Give Me Superpowers. Man, Kids Are So Stupid Nowadays.
7. Buying A House Ain't Too Hard. Just Get A Full Time Job And Stop Wasting Your Money On Pot And The Newest iPhone Every Year.
Credits:
Lee Catanese - Everything










