2uncle2dane
Attention All Team Fortress 2 Gamers (Green Screen)
updated
GOING AWAY NOVEMBER 27
edited by @XenoGene
full vod of the event: youtube.com/watch?v=eA70nnuo3C4
I wasn't stream sniping or nothin, but I'm glad he happened to be live so I could grab his pov of this goofball tf2 moment
Happy birthday! Sorry!
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Wow, you expanded the description. Rather than make a community post giving this information out, I'll do it here instead:
I haven't uploaded to the main channel in a long while because I've been heads-down working on finishing up a different (not Uncle Dane related) project for a few months now. It should be out soon, so I'll be getting back to making TF2 videos very shortly. I've just been ITCHIN to do it!!! Thanks for patience as always bro :) :)
timestamps:
0:00 -- Intro
3:11 -- Darwin’s Danger Shield
3:33 -- Dead Ringer
4:14 -- Direct Hit
5:13 -- Bushwacka
5:50 -- Frontier Justice
6:15 -- Second Banana
7:02 -- Gloves of Running Urgently
7:41 -- Natasha
8:33 -- Solemn Vow
10:20 -- Back Scatter
11:02 -- Bonk! Atomic Punch
11:25 -- Phlogistinator
12:30 -- Short Circuit
13:16 -- Back Scratcher
14:19 -- Spy-cicle
15:00 -- Homewrecker
16:37 -- Rescue Ranger
17:01 -- Loch ‘N Load
18:10 -- Razorback
18:46 -- Pain Train
19:05 -- Explaining “Must-Use” Unlocks
20:00 -- Boston Basher
21:03 -- Disciplinary Action
21:53 -- Atomizer
22:38 -- Fists of Steel
23:15 -- Tomislav
23:55 -- L’Etranger
25:15 -- Kunai
26:37 -- Diamondback
27:33 -- Wrangler
28:35 -- Panic Attack
29:17 -- Machina
30:43 -- Crossbow
31:34 -- Ubersaw
32:28 -- Gunboats
33:01 -- Sandvich
33:49 -- Jarate
34:38 -- Escape Plan
35:17 -- Scorch Shot
36:21 -- Wrap Assassin
37:09 -- Powerjack
37:38 -- Degreaser
38:31 -- Pan
39:10 -- I don’t hate the Wrench
41:44 -- You shouldn’t stop using the Wrench
43:02 -- The thing about random crits
44:45 -- Behind the scenes anecdote
45:44 -- Bye
4/3
man do die: youtube.com/watch?v=AU5E_bJycE4
Album: N/A
Parody of "Summer Girls" by LFO (youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20)
Feeling cute, might upload to Spotify, Bandcamp, and Soundcloud later idk
I originally wrote half of this parody for DARN. way back when, thought I might as well record the stuff I finished.
--LYRICS--
Yeah
I like it when the Engies fly
On Upward
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
When we met, on Upward?
My sentry went down, now I’ve got the crits
The Direct Hit is bullshit
And I like to fly as the Engie guy
On Upward, on Upward
I like Meds that pocket me using the Kritz
We made the other team rage quit
Got a killstreak
In that tunnel, on pl_upward
Call me a noob and it’ll getcha banned
Met you on Upward and it all began
This the best team that I ever did see
That sword’s actually pronounced Half-Zatoichi
When you take a shot
You hit ‘em like Jordan
Pressing W makes my guy
Walk forward
Taunting when you miss me
Spamming “get gud” baby
Somethin' ‘bout your hats
Really drove me crazy
Killed by the Huntsman
And it makes me mad
The Razorback prevents just
One backstab
Stayed in spawn
To avoid the duel
The Demoman
Is from Ullapool
Fell in the pit
On cp_steel
Crusader’s Crossbow
Can long-range heal
When I met you I said,
“Follow my Twitch”
You look like a Med
Who likes to use the Kritz
My sentry went down, now I’ve got the crits
The Direct Hit is bullshit
And I like to fly as the Engie guy
On Upward, on Upward
I like Meds that pocket me using the Kritz
We made the other team rage quit
Got a killstreak
In that tunnel, on pl_upward
Crit-a-Cola, Bootlegger
Jag, Bonk, Hoovie
Sorry ‘bout that
My brain just went kookie
Always been hip
To a flanking style
Known to go deep
To make a guy die
Red-Tape Recorder
Snack Attack, Sapper, Knife
Someone please help me I think I’m having a stroke I can’t stop naming TF2 weapons for no reason
Fantastic artwork and animation by: twitter.com/py_bun
Album: N/A
Parody of "I Love it" by Lil Pump & Kanye West (youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE)
Artwork: Py-bun (http://steamcommunity.com/id/pybun)
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/uncle-dane/you-healed-me-with-a-bow
Bandcamp: uncledane.bandcamp.com/track/you-healed-me-with-a-bow
Spotify: COMING SOON
--LYRICS--
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
You shot it through the door
Stuck it (door stuck)
I just pulled out my DH and
Hit a guy flying above it
Then I meatshot 15 Spies and
Crit a Heavy with a rocket
And my team is feelin’ aggro
Like we Kritzkast, gettin’ Agro
All this fire on my screen
Look like we live in California
Thanks to me their Sniper’s down
Ooh, nice, we can move up
Me and my crew stompin’ noobs
Win, queue, find a new pub
You healed me with a bow
I love it (SCOOTS!) (I love it)
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
You healed me with a bow
"When’s the first time you figured out you’re supposed to stand still when a Medic’s trying to arrow you? Why you trying to act like you wasn’t jumpin’ around like crazy before?"
You healed me with a-
Someone’s got luck, so look out quick duck (CRIT!)
Someone’s got luck, so look out quick duck (CRIT!)
Someone’s got luck, so look out quick duck (CRIT!)
Someone’s got luck, so look out quick duck (CRIT!)
Someone’s got luck, so look out quick duck
I like to click hunks, I’ll buy you some cool junk
I’ll buy you a new hat, it’s signed by THE Funke
How’d I misclick? My finger slipped up
Look out quick duck, I’m dodging bullets
I like reading chat; I like that dumb shit
Show me some more binds; I like that dumb shit
Send me your config, you try hard ˡᶦˡ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
You healed me with a bow
I love it (I love it)
green screen version: youtube.com/watch?v=TLb6RdVaNmQ
you can use code "uncle" at checkout for 15% off these gamer chairs bit.ly/2p5Xo6A
use code "uncle" at checkout for 15% off these gamer chairs
i was clothed when i record this
getawhale I know this is not what alcohol actually does to you
Idubbbz: youtube.com/user/iDubbbzTV
Hard Knock Life: youtube.com/watch?v=o7yIy0Z6axs
song: youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
side note: I have never smoked marijuana in my life, nor do I have a problem with people who do
I was considering making this a main channel video, which is why it's "edited up" a bit more than your average 2uncle2dane vid, changed my mind obviously. A lot of clips not being consistent with their resolution quality is a main factor in dumping it on here with the rest of the memes. I was working on an actually good video for the main channel at the same time anyway.
youtube.com/watch?v=zj_PRAyNVV0
Heavy: twitter.com/danekevincook/status/954373153198780416/photo/1
Mug: teespring.com/uncledanehotcocoa#pid=522&cid=101895&sid=front
a heavy with two pocket medics up his ass
or ONE RANDOM CRIT TICKLE
remove random crits in 2018 valve, i beg of you