Francis Vace | 'Tis A Lie @FrancisVace | Uploaded 9 years ago | Updated 9 hours ago
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Lyrics:

Hello your honour I will now present my case,
I'll tell you all about why this Princess should be replaced,
With your permission I'll present item one,
A Luna sized bite mark taken out of young Pip's buns.

Tis a lie, thy backside's whole and ungobbled,
So hastily was this falsehood cobbled.
Just look to thy gate to end this squabble,
And one will see that it is not hobbled.

Hello your honour may I present my counter point,
The position of princess is not ours to appoint,
But there is one that has been made crystal clear,
This poor Colt was bitten by Luna on his rear.

Tis a lie, thy backside's whole and ungobbled,
So hastily was this falsehood cobbled.
Just look to thy gate to end this squabble,
And one will see that it is not hobbled.