Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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00:00 My Watch Says I’m Dying
01:14 It Only Hurts When I Do This
02:01 I Have A Really High Pain Tolerance
02:58 But It’s Natural, So It’s Safe
04:00 I Drink Plenty of Fluids. I Had Four Coffees Today
04:59 I Took Extra Because One Didn’t Work
06:02 I Don’t Drink That Much
07:02 I Stopped Taking It Because I Felt Better
08:05 I Googled My Symptoms And It Says I’m Dying
09:11 I Was Going to Ask About This Other Thing Too