Uploaded February 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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My first original acapella song about how I got my phone stole kind of in a Broadway style.

LYRICS
They stole my phone
They stole my phone
A mother fucker in the street just stole my phone

I was just walking down the street
near the train station you see
When this shitface fucking prick came up to me.

He told me "do you have a phone?"
I said "oops I forgot it home"
But he didn't want to take any of my shit

"Give me your phone or I'll shoot you"
I didn't know what else to do
So I gave up and handed him my phone
I saw a man walk past this guy
Made some hand signs as an alert
But Mr. Pussybitch already ran away

"Let's follow him" my mind thought out
"You'll find a cop hanging around"
So I basically run him from one block behind

When he realized he turned around
Looked me like "what you doin' dumb?"
And started running back my way while I had rushed

So that's the story of how they stole
my precious iPhone, now you know
So I'll accept any donations down below