Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
00:00 Title Screen
00:05 The First Dream: Prologue
02:20 The Second Dream: Chapter 1
04:07 The Second Dream: Chapter 2
05:40 The Second Dream: Chapter 3
This week, I 'ave been mostly playin' They Bleed Pixels. Released in 2012, a fun (if horridly-difficult) precision-platformer with decent combat, it still holds up a decade later. I was looking through my library, checking achievement stuff, and realised the devs added two more levels since I last played in, uh... 2013. So I've been brushing up on my skills by going through earlier stages and cleaning out all the earlier achievements. And whilst this game has manageable par-times (listed with each level), I figured it'd be worth sharing these for those interested. Most of them will be deathless clears as they ended up faster than the speed-clears I'd picked up before, but some of these WILL have failures. Also, the framerate seems to judder rather rarely, so I apologise if sometimes the brakepads randomly dig into the video.
This first video covers the first two "dreams", its themed levels based on whatever's been inflicted upon the Book of Claws - the first dream just dumps the young lady in a stygian desert, whilst the second throws 'em into an overgrown forest, following an unceremonious burial...
(alternative title: The Plane of Unearthly Displeasures)
00:00 Title Screen
00:05 The First Dream: Prologue
02:20 The Second Dream: Chapter 1
04:07 The Second Dream: Chapter 2
05:40 The Second Dream: Chapter 3
This week, I 'ave been mostly playin' They Bleed Pixels. Released in 2012, a fun (if horridly-difficult) precision-platformer with decent combat, it still holds up a decade later. I was looking through my library, checking achievement stuff, and realised the devs added two more levels since I last played in, uh... 2013. So I've been brushing up on my skills by going through earlier stages and cleaning out all the earlier achievements. And whilst this game has manageable par-times (listed with each level), I figured it'd be worth sharing these for those interested. Most of them will be deathless clears as they ended up faster than the speed-clears I'd picked up before, but some of these WILL have failures. Also, the framerate seems to judder rather rarely, so I apologise if sometimes the brakepads randomly dig into the video.
This first video covers the first two "dreams", its themed levels based on whatever's been inflicted upon the Book of Claws - the first dream just dumps the young lady in a stygian desert, whilst the second throws 'em into an overgrown forest, following an unceremonious burial...
(alternative title: The Plane of Unearthly Displeasures)
