Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Welcome to probably the harshest I will ever be about amateur filmmakers. These are just a few of the winners of Runway's AI film festival. We've got shallow faux-feminism, a seemingly meaningless chicken film that requires text exposition to explain itself, a whole heap of "I'm 14 and this is deep" montages and the worst fake anime episode I've ever seen. You ever go to the club for five seconds then go out for a beer and some noodles? I might be losing my mind.
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Timecodes:
00:00 Start
03:49 Jailbird
13:48 Distance Between Two Points of Me
17:37 Editorial
23:17 Roki: A Million Trillion Pathways
39:05 Ranking and Final Thoughts
Huge thank you to my Colossal Quackers and Giant Chickens on Patreon!
Banjo Pishos
Bill Garrett
Brent Bartlett
Chaotic Quakka
dirtfixer
Douglas Steingraber 2
Dylan MacFarlane
Jaderian
Jeremy Buck
John E.
John newman
Lord Nibbles Dankworth IX
Mondotronic Midnight Movies
Nick Muggio
rae
Samandme59
Sean Hamill
Simping on Emma Thorne
Squeaky Fish 2
Alex the shy
Andrew
Andrew Rackstraw
April Washburn
Ben Eiynk
Bert Whitehead
Brian McKemey
Buddmeister2.0
CandyConsumption
Ceilidh
Chantale
Cinders
Connla "Chicken Maximus" Lyons
Coy Cadaver
Daniel Jones
Darren McHaffie
Dave Kircher
Dave Smith
Daylin
FalcorTheGinger
Farron Sutton
Flash -prez- Bluewolf
Jan Bojarp
Jason Runcie
jaxjanjy
jedidragonwarriorqueen
Jim Lathrop
Jo Ro
King Skippus
Laker Sparks
Lex
Lulidine
Maciej Kuchcik
Magic Mel
Manny
Matthew Green
Mattus McChicken Nuggetus
Mordlex 200
Mr Please Ignore Me
Mr Smeeth
NotMyselfThisTime
ohsosmooth
Paul McGinty
paul mueller
PaulM
Peter Kyrouac
razbitom
Rob Wade
Robin
Rosyna Keller
Sean
SIRIUSLY
smugb
The Shropshire Lad
Trent aka Professor Football
Valyrie
VinceWasSu
Willow the Wendigo
Get your copy of The Book right now: bit.ly/4kfazNr
Apply my Promo Code THORNE10 for a special discount.
Welcome to probably the harshest I will ever be about amateur filmmakers. These are just a few of the winners of Runway's AI film festival. We've got shallow faux-feminism, a seemingly meaningless chicken film that requires text exposition to explain itself, a whole heap of "I'm 14 and this is deep" montages and the worst fake anime episode I've ever seen. You ever go to the club for five seconds then go out for a beer and some noodles? I might be losing my mind.
All my links: bio.link/emmathorne
The new community swear jar for CALM: donate.tiltify.com/2a556759-e717-4750-81e6-1aa7d13f5b88/details
Join this channel to get stompid emmotes (see what I did there)
youtube.com/channel/UCBP1symGPqYIqi86gaXiX-Q/join
Captions by David Glennon: david@flcaptioning.com
PO BOX:
Emma Thorne
PO Box 78387
LONDON
E4 0HY
Timecodes:
00:00 Start
03:49 Jailbird
13:48 Distance Between Two Points of Me
17:37 Editorial
23:17 Roki: A Million Trillion Pathways
39:05 Ranking and Final Thoughts
Huge thank you to my Colossal Quackers and Giant Chickens on Patreon!
Banjo Pishos
Bill Garrett
Brent Bartlett
Chaotic Quakka
dirtfixer
Douglas Steingraber 2
Dylan MacFarlane
Jaderian
Jeremy Buck
John E.
John newman
Lord Nibbles Dankworth IX
Mondotronic Midnight Movies
Nick Muggio
rae
Samandme59
Sean Hamill
Simping on Emma Thorne
Squeaky Fish 2
Alex the shy
Andrew
Andrew Rackstraw
April Washburn
Ben Eiynk
Bert Whitehead
Brian McKemey
Buddmeister2.0
CandyConsumption
Ceilidh
Chantale
Cinders
Connla "Chicken Maximus" Lyons
Coy Cadaver
Daniel Jones
Darren McHaffie
Dave Kircher
Dave Smith
Daylin
FalcorTheGinger
Farron Sutton
Flash -prez- Bluewolf
Jan Bojarp
Jason Runcie
jaxjanjy
jedidragonwarriorqueen
Jim Lathrop
Jo Ro
King Skippus
Laker Sparks
Lex
Lulidine
Maciej Kuchcik
Magic Mel
Manny
Matthew Green
Mattus McChicken Nuggetus
Mordlex 200
Mr Please Ignore Me
Mr Smeeth
NotMyselfThisTime
ohsosmooth
Paul McGinty
paul mueller
PaulM
Peter Kyrouac
razbitom
Rob Wade
Robin
Rosyna Keller
Sean
SIRIUSLY
smugb
The Shropshire Lad
Trent aka Professor Football
Valyrie
VinceWasSu
Willow the Wendigo
