Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
My streaming services force me to watch the same drug advertisements over and over again. Not only are the ads themselves weird, but a lot of them will apparently both cure you and kill you at the same time!
There's something for all of life's maladies
Big pharma will solve your problem
They can even grow back your hair!
Just look and see what I mean
Every time you turn that TV on
Whenever you select a show to stream
But check out the side effects!
And you'll surely be-aware!
There's a special drug for you
I can guarantee and would place a bet
Whatever the malady, you can be sure
That they invented a drug for it!
It may be strangely named
It may be weirdly advertised
With a long list of side effects
There is no way to hide.
If there's money to be had
They will invent the disease and a cure
For whatever might ail you
There's a drug, you can be sure!
I just watched some happy idiots
Doing tai chi in the park
Then an animated gopher
Was painting a work of art!
Not sure what the ad was for
And I couldn't pronounce the name
But the fine print said it could kill me!
And I knew it was more of the same...
Beware the glossy faces
Promising their graces
Look beyond the easy claims
Are the risks worth the gains?
Zloyrthyrex - "Because life shouldn't slow down, when it can zig-zag"
Zloyrthyrex - "It keeps you moving, even when things get a little fishy"
"Do not operate heavy kites or time machines when using Zloyrthyrex"
Suno link: suno.com/s/0aNwswUoZWwZhkli
My streaming services force me to watch the same drug advertisements over and over again. Not only are the ads themselves weird, but a lot of them will apparently both cure you and kill you at the same time!
There's something for all of life's maladies
Big pharma will solve your problem
They can even grow back your hair!
Just look and see what I mean
Every time you turn that TV on
Whenever you select a show to stream
But check out the side effects!
And you'll surely be-aware!
There's a special drug for you
I can guarantee and would place a bet
Whatever the malady, you can be sure
That they invented a drug for it!
It may be strangely named
It may be weirdly advertised
With a long list of side effects
There is no way to hide.
If there's money to be had
They will invent the disease and a cure
For whatever might ail you
There's a drug, you can be sure!
I just watched some happy idiots
Doing tai chi in the park
Then an animated gopher
Was painting a work of art!
Not sure what the ad was for
And I couldn't pronounce the name
But the fine print said it could kill me!
And I knew it was more of the same...
Beware the glossy faces
Promising their graces
Look beyond the easy claims
Are the risks worth the gains?
Zloyrthyrex - "Because life shouldn't slow down, when it can zig-zag"
Zloyrthyrex - "It keeps you moving, even when things get a little fishy"
"Do not operate heavy kites or time machines when using Zloyrthyrex"
Suno link: suno.com/s/0aNwswUoZWwZhkli
