Uploaded January 2024 | Updated September 2026, 23 hours ago

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The old Fanatic, George Log is back with a review of the "heartwarming" alien flick, "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial". and boy howdy, do I have a bone to pick with this one! So I was sitting at the theater with my wife, watching this film (which, as I recall, we were both excited to see) and what do I hear, but the man next to me asking for his money back!
"They just killed Elliott's brother," he says. "He's in a fish tank, and I want my money back."
"He's not dead," I reply.
"Well, he sure ain't breathing, son."
"His heart is beating, though."
"That's it. I'm going up to the front and demanding a refund."
I tried to explain the difference between biological and electrical systems to the guy, but he wouldn't have it. As far as he was concerned, Elliott's brother was a dead fish. He had just seen a kid get killed.
"You'll spoil the movie," I said.
"It's already spoiled," he replied.
So the guy storms out, and my wife and I just look at each other.
"What do you think?" I ask.
"I don't know," she replies. "What if he's right?"
"He's not right."
"But what if he is?"
So now I'm the one that's all upset.
"Let's wait," I say. "Give the movie a chance."
And we waited. And we watched. But you know, the guy wasn't entirely wrong. That fish didn't seem to be moving very much, did it?

(Script generated by Novel AI, voice generated by Eleven Labs, description created by Novel AI, inspired by Gaming in the Clinton Years.)