Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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You better get ready for a big surprise
You think its almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than men with a s__ual soundtrack

More margarita from my cute seniorita
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor
Joggin down on my JnB
While checkin out the parts on my date's anatomy
Forget the brain, forget the personality
What i'm after is your effects on my gravity
Like trinity, flying high with the kicks
And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashin' some cash and some rock star bullshit
Goin in for the thrill, moving in for the kill
I got us a room in a fancy hotel and
We got everything we need
A big bag of money, a bigger a bag of weed
And try to impress as you start to undress
Stop the press, we need to get this

I'd like to keep it going cause i gotta it goin' on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so

My name is Vinci and i am neat
I love pretty girls and i love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And i am very, very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say i'm bad but i am good
So shut up now and eat some food

Chong, ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon kanang sikat wala ka bang ibang talent

Chong ano bang sinasabi mo? Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling akong k__anta, alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Di ba? Kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Alam natin mas okay nung ako yung k__anta

Chong naman, please lang, wag ka nang magyabang
At alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang
At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta
Ilan?

Wala, eh ano ngayon

Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat
Ang vocalist ng parokya band, the parokya ni edgar

Teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Eh... bat ibang singers naman kahit di niya sinulat
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko, at ni Kino, at ni Benedict aquino
Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko, sandali! wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupit
Baka makatikim ka ng 'sang swela-de-kamao
Na si lisito el de gato sa gulpihang de con todo

Talaga? hindi nga? pagtawanan ba ako?
Hindi porke't Koreano ka magaling ka magtaekwondo
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Instrumental
Minus One
Karaoke