Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
“Twenty Nine Ninety Nine?!”
From the halls of Redmond’s tower, a decree was made on high,
They jacked the price of Game Pass up, twenty-nine ninety-nine!
The people stormed the website, but the servers all collapsed,
A tidal wave of fury—Microsoft, you’ve snapped!
Broken promises of “value,” shattered on the floor,
We paid for dreams of gaming kings, but you just want more!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
Greed is burning brighter than the sun across the sky!
The fanbase rages louder, like thunder through the night,
We cancel, we revolt—this is our battle cry!
Gamers locked in chaos, the cancel page won’t load,
A million clicks of fury, the servers overload!
No more faith in Xbox, the passion’s turning black,
Your loyal knights and warriors now stab you in the back!
The council of the players rise with fire in their eyes,
Your empire built on lies and cash—tonight it fucking dies!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
Greed is burning brighter than the sun across the sky!
The fanbase rages louder, like thunder through the night,
We cancel, we revolt—this is our battle cry!
Raise the banners high, revolt is underway,
The steel of gamers clashing, your kingdom will decay!
You thought us slaves to power, shackled to your brand,
But we are the storm, the fury—take a final stand!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
No gold, no throne, no power can contain the gamer’s pride!
Through fire and destruction, your kingdom turns to ash,
We cancel, we revolt—Xbox can kiss our ass!
“Greed shall fall, the gamers rise…
Xbox madness, meet your demise!”
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“Twenty Nine Ninety Nine?!”
From the halls of Redmond’s tower, a decree was made on high,
They jacked the price of Game Pass up, twenty-nine ninety-nine!
The people stormed the website, but the servers all collapsed,
A tidal wave of fury—Microsoft, you’ve snapped!
Broken promises of “value,” shattered on the floor,
We paid for dreams of gaming kings, but you just want more!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
Greed is burning brighter than the sun across the sky!
The fanbase rages louder, like thunder through the night,
We cancel, we revolt—this is our battle cry!
Gamers locked in chaos, the cancel page won’t load,
A million clicks of fury, the servers overload!
No more faith in Xbox, the passion’s turning black,
Your loyal knights and warriors now stab you in the back!
The council of the players rise with fire in their eyes,
Your empire built on lies and cash—tonight it fucking dies!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
Greed is burning brighter than the sun across the sky!
The fanbase rages louder, like thunder through the night,
We cancel, we revolt—this is our battle cry!
Raise the banners high, revolt is underway,
The steel of gamers clashing, your kingdom will decay!
You thought us slaves to power, shackled to your brand,
But we are the storm, the fury—take a final stand!
Twenty-nine ninety-nine! You’ve lost your fucking mind!
No gold, no throne, no power can contain the gamer’s pride!
Through fire and destruction, your kingdom turns to ash,
We cancel, we revolt—Xbox can kiss our ass!
“Greed shall fall, the gamers rise…
Xbox madness, meet your demise!”
Follow me at my new Twitter AKA X account @YoYoItsNova
streamelements.com/gamingsupanova/tip
CASH APP = $SupaNovaGaming
VENMO = @SupaNovaGaming
BECOME A PATRON
patreon.com/SupaNovaGaming
PURCHASE SOME MERCH!!
teespring.com/stores/supanova-gaming
