Uploaded December 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Sometimes I just need to read fanfiction about vampire George Washington, and sometimes you just need a bedtime story. Enjoy this thrilling tale of love, vampires, Dumbledore, Hamilton, and maple syrup.
Link to the fanfiction: archiveofourown.org/works/18713287
(if whoever orphaned this fic finds this video, thank you so much for your work!)

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