Uploaded July 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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While scrolling through the infinite number of streaming platforms we have nowadays I came across a film so wonderfully terrible that I couldn't resist subjecting myself to its cinematic abomination.

Welcome to the awful world of The Towel Man, possibly the worst film of all time. Written, Directed, Produced, Filmed, Composed and Edited by one man, starring a cast of first time actors and filmed on an android phone, the film could only be great.

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MUSIC:
Mansion Dark Hallway - Luigi's Mansion
Guardia Millennial Fair - Chrono Trigger
Potion Shop - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Misty Menace - Donkey Kong Country
Fire Sale Music - Call of Duty
Enjoy Your Stay - Earthbound
Buy Somethin' Will Ya! - Earthbound
Tutorial Luigi's Ghost Mansion - Nintendo Land
Robo Gang Johnny - Chrono Trigger
Valhalla - Metroid Prime 2
Topolla Theatre - Earthbound
White Collar Crime - PAYDAY 2
And Now We Wait - PAYDAY 2
Trial - Ace Attorney
Questioning - Ace Attorney
Investigation - Ace Attorney
Bloody Blades - Oblivion
Emotion Music - Pokemon Black & White
Right Behind You - TF2
Silent Light - Chrono Trigger
Funky The Main Monkey - Donkey Kong Country 2
Mii Maker - Tomodachi Life
At Doom's Gate - Doom
Underground Corruption - Terraria
Frozen Unova - Pokemon Black & White 2
Battle Against a Weird Opponent - Earthbound
Recollection Light and Shadow of the Film Studio - Ace Attorney
Menu - Wario Ware Smooth Moves

That's a lot of music!

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