The worst Jurassic Park movie ever. @PrettyMuchIt
The worst Jurassic Park movie ever.  @PrettyMuchIt
Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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It's no secret that Zach and I did not care for the Jurassic World movies, especially after rewatching the original Jurassic Park trilogy recently and reaffirming our love for those. But since Jurassic World Rebirth seems to be its own standalone thing, we think it has the potential to be the best since the good old days!

Keyword: potential.

Easily the worst movie in the entire Jurassic Park franchise, Rebirth stars Scarlett Johansson for no reason, wastes Mahershala Ali's time more than Kevin Feige has, and features two subplots but zero main plot. Genuinely the only thing it has going for it is that they can't possibly make a direct sequel to it. Please.

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The worst Jurassic Park movie ever.

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