Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Verse 1:

The world is mine for the taking,
Best believe that I’m not faking
I’m breaking in the studio
Just to tell you what I’m making

‘Cause I am number 1
I bet you never had a son
I took him from your failing life
So you can have another one

Doomsday’s approaching
so rapidly
So people are telling me,
vapidly,

How the heck I gotta live my life
No flowers, just a gun or knife
I’ll bend them over backwards
Like I hit them with the Bendiloo tonight

They don’t know that I’m powerful,
a sparkle dog and Mary Sue,
I’ll stick them like glue.

And I got the heat on my side
It’s cool, calm, brash and snide.
It works really well with their bride: the cold.
Setting aside the fact that they are old.

I mean really, they’re practically ancient
They must really want each other
With all of that attainment.


Chorus:

The world is mine for the taking
The taking
It’s mine all mine
Yes it’s mine all mine

The world is mine
Yes it’s all for the taking
It’s mine all mine
Yes it’s mine all mine


Verse 2:

I got plans to hatch like eggs
Scheming something super special
And just frankly super duper.

You are just a party pooper
Raining on parades
You’re an uber boober scoober doober
Who can’t even work computers

And so comes I: the Mother of Machines.
Pulling up to Mirrodin and winning the scene.
Yes I’m wiping it all away to an alternate reality
Making New Phyrexia breathing cleaner
Than some Oxyclean.