Uploaded December 2007 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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It's kind of self explanatory :) Keep in mind I've only owned the thing for 2 days.

The Uke Song

Just got a ukulele
Only know 4 chords
Wrote a song anyway
And this is how it goes...

How the hell do I hold this thing?
My hands are slipping aimlessly
It's greased up like a bad Jheri curl

Even though I play guitar
The chords for this aren't quite the same
but close enough to really get me confused

Out of tune at the slightest touch
The tuning itself is all screwed up
and this is the first time in my life
I've ever felt like I have big hands
:)

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