Uploaded June 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I'm not a great blues bass player yet. But I can play a little uke.
Woke up this morning with
the blues all round my bed
Well maybe it wasn't that bad -
just around half of it instead
My woman left me early this
morning I suppose
The note said "Gone to get groceries and
a new pair of pantyhose"
I got the Tiny Blues oh so tiny bad
I'm not really happy but again i'm really not that sad
When she got back I found she bought
salad dressing instead of mayonnaise
What's a man gotta do to get rid of this
condiment malaise?
I recorded with 2 cameras - 1 on my face (sorry) and one on the uke, so's you'd get to see it close up.
This song was originally written for some stupid uke contest by some stupid uke maker. I played it on a Carnival plastic sopranino, but that one was huge - 17"!!
I'm not a great blues bass player yet. But I can play a little uke.
Woke up this morning with
the blues all round my bed
Well maybe it wasn't that bad -
just around half of it instead
My woman left me early this
morning I suppose
The note said "Gone to get groceries and
a new pair of pantyhose"
I got the Tiny Blues oh so tiny bad
I'm not really happy but again i'm really not that sad
When she got back I found she bought
salad dressing instead of mayonnaise
What's a man gotta do to get rid of this
condiment malaise?
I recorded with 2 cameras - 1 on my face (sorry) and one on the uke, so's you'd get to see it close up.
This song was originally written for some stupid uke contest by some stupid uke maker. I played it on a Carnival plastic sopranino, but that one was huge - 17"!!
