Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 7 hours ago

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The ten commandments of miniature painting

I thou shalt always strive to not self-deprecate
II thou shalt be proud of thine Good Works, for they are truly Good Works
III thou shalt bestow on the work of others, regardless of skill level: compliments or emoji such as heart (any colour), heart-eyes, mind-blown, thumb-up, muscle-arm (normal or prosthetic) or other affirmation
IV if thou canst not follow Commandment 3, thou shalt shutst the fucketh up *we meaneth iteth*
V thou shalt not offer advice or suggestions for improvement unprompted
VI thou shalt not painteth when thou dothst not feeleth like it. Thou hast a job, school, or chores for that
VII thou shalt not compare thine work with that of thine neighbour before thou comparest thine work to thine past work
VIII thou shalt take pictures of wash, paint or glue spills before cleaning it up
IX thou shalt better not drink paint water unless thou knowest the toxicity level is okay
X thou shalt not make too much of a habit of cleaning thine brush in thine tea, coffee or other beverages

Praise be Mork

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blatantly nicked from https://dice.camp/@erikcats