Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
On this week's episode: Trump finds a new way to bomb ... Americans learn they will diarrhea themselves to death with measles before they’ll vote for a black lady ...
And Republicans get mad about the ethnic retcon of the epic poem they all definitely read.
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Headline Sources:
Trump tries jokes at WHCA dinner 2: nytimes.com/live/2026/07/24/us/trump-news#is-this-supposed-to-be-fun-trump-hurls-insults-at-correspondents-dinner
Dr. Phil reveals the White House had him review UFO files to see how the public would react to them: the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/dr-phil-trump-ufo-files-b3019901.html
America, land of diarrhea lettuce and measles: nytimes.com/2026/07/24/well/eat/cyclospora-outbreak-states-cdc.html
nytimes.com/2026/07/24/well/measles-record-united-states-numbers.html
Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum: nytimes.com/2026/07/24/arts/design/smithsonian-signs-trump-executive-order.html
New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy: theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york
Elon Musk is gonna make his OWN Odyssey: theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/22/elon-musk-grok-imagine-historically-accurate-ai-homers-odyssey-christopher-nolan
On this week's episode: Trump finds a new way to bomb ... Americans learn they will diarrhea themselves to death with measles before they’ll vote for a black lady ...
And Republicans get mad about the ethnic retcon of the epic poem they all definitely read.
To support our show on Patreon, go here:
patreon.com/skepticrat
To hear more from Evil Giraffes on Mars, go here:
facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars
Headline Sources:
Trump tries jokes at WHCA dinner 2: nytimes.com/live/2026/07/24/us/trump-news#is-this-supposed-to-be-fun-trump-hurls-insults-at-correspondents-dinner
Dr. Phil reveals the White House had him review UFO files to see how the public would react to them: the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/dr-phil-trump-ufo-files-b3019901.html
America, land of diarrhea lettuce and measles: nytimes.com/2026/07/24/well/eat/cyclospora-outbreak-states-cdc.html
nytimes.com/2026/07/24/well/measles-record-united-states-numbers.html
Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum: nytimes.com/2026/07/24/arts/design/smithsonian-signs-trump-executive-order.html
New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy: theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york
Elon Musk is gonna make his OWN Odyssey: theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/22/elon-musk-grok-imagine-historically-accurate-ai-homers-odyssey-christopher-nolan
