Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I MADE THIS FOR FUN, NOT TO BE SERIOUS! Please treat it as that - just a quirky little change from the usual Runescape videos.
His Lordship and the Wilderness Guardians guide you through a Runescape-themed workout, focusing on all the major muscle groups. The exercises are inspired by the daily activities of Runescape players, but have of course been adapted to work the muscles more. No gym equipment needed - this workout was made for all fitness levels.
All music is taken from the Runescape website except the track Born to Do This, which was remixed by His Lordship.
I MADE THIS FOR FUN, NOT TO BE SERIOUS! Please treat it as that - just a quirky little change from the usual Runescape videos.
His Lordship and the Wilderness Guardians guide you through a Runescape-themed workout, focusing on all the major muscle groups. The exercises are inspired by the daily activities of Runescape players, but have of course been adapted to work the muscles more. No gym equipment needed - this workout was made for all fitness levels.
All music is taken from the Runescape website except the track Born to Do This, which was remixed by His Lordship.
![Tales from Port Sarim [Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_NmS0INoeoo/mqdefault.jpg "Tales from Port Sarim [Golden Gnome Video Awards 2011]
Lyrics:
Port Sarim, Id wager theres no finer place
For Ive searched evry land in the known human race
From Varrock to Lumbridge and Falador Square
But theres nothing as fresh as the salty sea air.
From every corner the sailors have come
To the old Rusty Anchor for our famous rum
They sing of the stories from faraway lands
But they all fall in love with the soft yellow sands.
Oh no, its Port Sarim, I should not be here
But I sank the damn trawler, my first time this year.
I love to go sailing I have to admit,
But that Murphys so stingy his boat sails like sh**.
Drink up, my brothers! Yo ho, yo ho!
For the night is still young and theres long ways to go.
The women are gentle, the fires burn warm,
Let us drink to our brethren who weather the storm.
I long for adventure, my spirit is free.
On the good Lady Lumbridge I take to the sea.
A dragon awaits me with firey breath;
If I do not slay Elvarg I sail to my death.
We hail from the outpost, we knights of the void.
We are seeking a creature that must be destroyed.
Search every corner, turn every stone
For at terrible risk are more lives than our own.
The monks of Entrana are gentle and fair
On our small holy island no arms may you bear.
To many a stranger our ways may seem odd
But no mortal can question the will of a God.
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Drink up, my brothers! Yo ho, Yo har!
For the night is still young and your troubles are far.
Adventure, and danger and treasures galore,
Let us drink to Port Sarim, the jewel of our shore.
Original words, music, story and cinematography by His_Lordship.
Sung by His_Lordship and Jacqui E
Acting by The Wilderness Guardians clan.
Filmed entirely on Runescape.
Sound effects taken from the public domain.
Produced as an entry for the 2011 Golden Gnomes competition.")
