Uploaded January 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
While you may not be sitting on a raw egg all day long, we know you've got your "Costanza Wallet," your keys, your phone, and who knows what else depriving your butt of the comfort it deserves! Purple™ neutralizes the pressure, absorbing the bulky, and leaving you with a happy, thankful butt. Get yours here: goo.gl/xtokcJ
**Not all Purple™ seat cushions are perfect for the egg test, but they all have great pressure relief! If you insist on sitting on eggs at home, we recommend the Royal Purple™.
Shop now: goo.gl/Qd4Q1i Subscribe: youtube.com/c/Purple?sub_confirmation=1
The Purple Seat Cushion is the world's most comfortable seat cushion. Seriously.
Life is a pain in the gluteus. Now sitting doesn't have to be.
Open airflow design keeps your keister cool and comfortable.
Purple Seat Cushions keep their shape and never leave a booty impression.
Do You Have Butt Problems?
When I say butt problems, I mean does your derriere:
have a pinching pain on either cheek?
give you back pain at the end of the day?
feel like circulation is being cut off?
feel like it has its own sauna?
Long have the needs of our precious posteriors been neglected by hard chairs that pinch, squeeze, and suffocate.
No More!
The solution to the pain in your butt has finally arrived!
Nobody Loves Your Heinie More Than We Do
We’ve heard the complaints of your behind, your derriere, and your buttocks, and we’ve heard them loud and clear.
We’ve applied over 26 years of sleep and comfort experience and technology to give you the cushiest tush on the planet.
How Well Does It Work?
The Purple Seat Cushion is strong enough to support all your rump weight, yet it’s soft enough to keep an egg from breaking.
Why Does It Work So Well?
The secret is in the material and construction. Sit on your most unforgiving chairs and you will still have the happiest tail in town.
Hyper-Elastic Polymer™
The material that makes Purple® what it is. Who knew comfort could be so incredibly stretchy and incredibly durable?
Pressure-Releasing Comfort
The Purple® grid pattern is designed to fold and collapse under pressure. Comfortable even when you are sitting on your keys or your wallet.
Free Air Flow
The columnar design allows air to move freely, preventing heat and moisture form building up and keeping your tookus happy and relaxed all day long.
Cooling Comfort
With its excellent airflow design and being made of cooling material, your duff will always be the perfect temperature.
What's Stopping You From Having the Happy Buns You Know You Deserve?
You can’t afford to sit in your chair any longer without the comfort of the Purple® Seat Cushion.
DO YOU miss the good old days when you could do something as simple as tie your shoes without huge amounts of discomfort?
PURPLE HELPS YOU Forget you were ever uncomfortable. Look out life (and untied shoes) Here you come!
DO YOU sometimes cry out from stabbing pains causing your peers to stare at you in confusion and wonder?
PURPLE HELPS YOU Give those aches and pains a big ol' karate chop to the face. Hi-ya!
DO YOU have aches and pains causing you to hobble around like someone twice your age?
PURPLE HELPS YOU bound through life with the energy of someone half your age.
DO YOUR legs, wazoo, or back go numb after sitting?
PURPLE HELPS YOU feel great, whether you are standing or sitting.
For desk jockeys, long haul drivers, globe trotters, and everyone in between that wants a more comfortable place to plop their rear.
While you may not be sitting on a raw egg all day long, we know you've got your "Costanza Wallet," your keys, your phone, and who knows what else depriving your butt of the comfort it deserves! Purple™ neutralizes the pressure, absorbing the bulky, and leaving you with a happy, thankful butt. Get yours here: goo.gl/xtokcJ
**Not all Purple™ seat cushions are perfect for the egg test, but they all have great pressure relief! If you insist on sitting on eggs at home, we recommend the Royal Purple™.
Shop now: goo.gl/Qd4Q1i Subscribe: youtube.com/c/Purple?sub_confirmation=1
The Purple Seat Cushion is the world's most comfortable seat cushion. Seriously.
Life is a pain in the gluteus. Now sitting doesn't have to be.
Open airflow design keeps your keister cool and comfortable.
Purple Seat Cushions keep their shape and never leave a booty impression.
Do You Have Butt Problems?
When I say butt problems, I mean does your derriere:
have a pinching pain on either cheek?
give you back pain at the end of the day?
feel like circulation is being cut off?
feel like it has its own sauna?
Long have the needs of our precious posteriors been neglected by hard chairs that pinch, squeeze, and suffocate.
No More!
The solution to the pain in your butt has finally arrived!
Nobody Loves Your Heinie More Than We Do
We’ve heard the complaints of your behind, your derriere, and your buttocks, and we’ve heard them loud and clear.
We’ve applied over 26 years of sleep and comfort experience and technology to give you the cushiest tush on the planet.
How Well Does It Work?
The Purple Seat Cushion is strong enough to support all your rump weight, yet it’s soft enough to keep an egg from breaking.
Why Does It Work So Well?
The secret is in the material and construction. Sit on your most unforgiving chairs and you will still have the happiest tail in town.
Hyper-Elastic Polymer™
The material that makes Purple® what it is. Who knew comfort could be so incredibly stretchy and incredibly durable?
Pressure-Releasing Comfort
The Purple® grid pattern is designed to fold and collapse under pressure. Comfortable even when you are sitting on your keys or your wallet.
Free Air Flow
The columnar design allows air to move freely, preventing heat and moisture form building up and keeping your tookus happy and relaxed all day long.
Cooling Comfort
With its excellent airflow design and being made of cooling material, your duff will always be the perfect temperature.
What's Stopping You From Having the Happy Buns You Know You Deserve?
You can’t afford to sit in your chair any longer without the comfort of the Purple® Seat Cushion.
DO YOU miss the good old days when you could do something as simple as tie your shoes without huge amounts of discomfort?
PURPLE HELPS YOU Forget you were ever uncomfortable. Look out life (and untied shoes) Here you come!
DO YOU sometimes cry out from stabbing pains causing your peers to stare at you in confusion and wonder?
PURPLE HELPS YOU Give those aches and pains a big ol' karate chop to the face. Hi-ya!
DO YOU have aches and pains causing you to hobble around like someone twice your age?
PURPLE HELPS YOU bound through life with the energy of someone half your age.
DO YOUR legs, wazoo, or back go numb after sitting?
PURPLE HELPS YOU feel great, whether you are standing or sitting.
For desk jockeys, long haul drivers, globe trotters, and everyone in between that wants a more comfortable place to plop their rear.
