Uploaded March 2014 | Updated September 2026, 6 hours ago

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Have you ever been listening to a rap and then suddenly you come to the realization that none of the lyrics make sense? This is the song for you.

Dance Video: youtu.be/eeizUeP3ZRg

Lyrics:
Donut buttercup unicorn breeze
Package a mustache covered in cheese

Little town skunks go over the fence
This is the rap that don't make sense

I said don't don't make sense
I said don't don't make sense!

Mickey Mouse swim trunks in the sky
Clickin' up amazon I won't lie

Cherry pickin Pete is ridin' a moose
Little boy Oliver is on the loose!

Keyboard cannon ball electric shock
Ramen noodles quicksand watch the clock

Understand withstand where's my pence?
This is the rap that don't make sense

I said don't don't make sense
I said don't don't make sense!

Underside Kansas lotion hand cream
Treehugger smackface run by steam

Philosophy torosity little Bo peep
Weather channel candy crush in a heap

Some Cool leather pants with a green staple gun
Run the king with lint is so stinkin' fun

Mustard suitcase sells mouthwash
Light switch door knob oh my gosh

Where do I go to pay my rents?
This is the rap that don't make sense

I said don't don't make sense
I said don't don't make sense!

Eat an ol' shoe with a big pineapple
Like a secret agent, use a nice black grapple

Blue green orange white yellow an purple
Trapezoid octagon rectangle circle

Billiard ball chess set with the word hence
This is the rap that don't make sense

I said don't don't make sense
I said don't don't make sense

Special thanks to Jerry Webb for equipment.