Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago

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did nobody here have a happy childhood?

special thanks to JakeFiber (JakeFiber) for providing the intro and outro clips, as well as Professor John "Red Llama" Outlast for aiding in my interpretation of gooseberry's character

psychology of coyle: youtube.com/watch?v=luyeWyOf7l4
psychology of franco: youtube.com/watch?v=2k_L1Ja2At0
psychologies of otto & arora: youtube.com/watch?v=_iCZH6N_zVk

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thumbnail art by Hugo Richard

Chapters:

0:00 sergeant leland coyle has a message for me personally allegedly (thank you jakefiber!)
0:19 who is phyllis 'mother gooseberry' futterman?
3:48 doctor futterman was a horrible person!
5:35 how well did doctor futterman hide his horribleness?
7:00 does gooseberry think it's all her fault?
7:51 suppression of anger and desire
9:05 gooseberry's unhealthy attachment to her father
9:41 precarious maintenance of delusions
10:22 escapism, fantasy, and the television
13:02 gooseberry's obsessive provision of 'fun'
13:16 Did you forget it or not? Did you forget it?
13:22 fun equated to anarchy as a result of repression
14:54 gooseberry's own self-indulgence
15:54 doctor futterman... this is all your fault!!!
17:44 did murkoff reduce gooseberry's inhibitions as well? (thank you red llama!)
18:20 subconscious rebellion against her father
18:46 why gooseberry needs puppet futterman
20:01 how in control is gooseberry of her multiple personalities?
22:22 inconsistencies of behaviour and belief (yea guys the analysis is completely unplayable)
23:23 gooseberry. so sorry! coyle. thy fiend...
24:31 addendums to the psychology of coyle
24:45 sergeant leland coyle has a message for me personally allegedly (thank you jakefiber!) Part Two
25:14 Did anyone tell you I wasn’t happy and I was the only one left to bear it? Has anyone inadvertently mentioned what I missed? I didn’t Dodge.