Uploaded April 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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One day a weird liquid possessed my body and gave me supernatural powers like:

ability to stretch
teleportation
liquification
power blast
telekinesis
ability to control water
ability to stop time
technopethis (ability to enter and control technology)
transmogrification (ability to change shape or form)
possession
ability to walk through stuff

and ever since i got my powers nothing has been the same.
its was awsome.