Uploaded December 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 minutes ago

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DEAR LORD THE SPAGHETTI!

parody of this song by Kermit the Frog youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM

download here mediafire.com/download/7fkkbnf4c4krq6p/The+Pony+Connection.mp3

LYRICS

Why is there no portal into Equestria?
Why can’t I see my friends?
A portal right next to me
One way or double
I’d use it to no end

When I get there to the land of the ponies
For once I’ll feel happy
Someday we’ll find it
The pony connection
The shippers, the cloppers, and me

I’d frolic with Fluttershy
Have tea time with Twilight
And ask Derpy on a date
Write love letters to Rainbow Dash
Tell her they’re from Applejack
I really cannot wait

What’s so fantastic that makes us so spastic?
It’s very plain to see
Someday we’ll find it
The pony connection
The shippers, the cloppers, and me

All of us into their world.
I’m going to marry a pony

I’ll take my rightful place
As prince of Equestria
With the two royal sisters beside
Ponies will cry out
“We think you’re awesome
Can we all be your bride?”

I know it’s silly but I still believe it
I see them in my dreams
Someday we’ll find it
The pony connection
The shippers, the cloppers, and me

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