Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 23 hours ago
I'm slightly late to the party, but I had to share my thoughts on the absolutely abysmal Pinocchio Remake by Disney, one of the most horrendously atrocious movies I've ever seen.
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Footage used primarily from Walt Disney's Pinocchio and its new 2022 remake. All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use.
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Music used from -
Athletic Theme - Yoshi's Island
Merlee's Mansion - Super Paper Mario
Termina Field - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
E Gadd's Garage - Mario Party 6
Army of Verdane - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
2nd Battle Theme - Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
It's On Now - Mario Party 8
Deku Palace - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Cold Caller Cubicles - Toontown Rewritten
Unfounded Revenge - Mother 3
Brobot Battle - Super Paper Mario
Bowser's Warped Orbit - Mario Party 8
VS Marx - Kirby Super Star
Tough Guy Alert - Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Trouble - Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Going Somewhere - Mario Party Superstars
On Black Wings - Fire Emblem: path of Radiance
Crisis - Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Wario's Gold Mine - Mario Kart Wii
Overthere Stair - Super Paper mario
Dark Emperor Hardin - Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
The Scions Dance in Purgatory - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
Piano Zombie - Plants VS Zombies 2
Rainbow Road - Mario Kart 7
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#disney #disneyplus #remake #bad #pinocchio #animation #waltdisneyanimation #waltdisney #jiminycricket #tomhanks #lukeevans
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0:00 - Previously on Rockotar
0:20 - Intro
2:08 - Jiminy Cricket Sucks Now
3:41 - Gepetto Sucks Now Too (and Tom Hanks is Boring)
4:22 - The Blue Fairy is Incompetent and Stupid Now
5:40 - The Music and Songs Are Terrible
6:17 - Honest John and Gideon/Pinocchio is a Gary Stu Now
7:22 - Jiminy Cricket Jar Character Assassination
7:42 - Stupid Useless Puppeteer Girl
8:07 - Pointlessly Extended Scenes
9:00 - Useless Seagull Character
9:33 - Terrible Puppet Show
10:26 - Jiminy Cricket Escapes the Jar and Fails to Save Pinocchio
11:45 - Blue Fairy Role Mysteriously Minimized
12:40 - Nonsensical Lying and It's a Good Thing Now???
13:52 - Horrendous Coachman Introduction
15:02 - Pleasure Island Sucks and Makes No Sense Now
16:22 - Pinocchio Does Nothing Wrong On Pleasure Island
17:34 - The Atmosphere is Bad Now Too and the Monsters Are Terrible
18:20 - Jiminy Cricket Further Character Development Thrown Down the Drain Literally (Also The Darkest Scene is Ruined)
19:47 - Transformation Scene is Lame Now
20:10 - The Effects Are Atrocious
21:18 - Further Coachman Character Assassination
22:55 - Literally the Only Improvement and it is Extremely Minor
23:44 - Puppeteer Girl Destroys The Movie! (Also Stromboli Was Locked Up I Guess)
25:00 - One of the Stupidest Movie Scenes Ever
25:54 - Swallowed By Monstro Who Cares Anymore at this Point
27:00 - Fire Scene is Also Stupider Now
28:06 - Speedboat Pinocchio AKA The Other Most Stupidest Scene
28:25 - Pinochio's Sacrifice Ruined Now and Magic Tear Garbage
29:13 - Real Boy Ending Ruined
30:45 - The Blue Fairy is a Lier Now Too I guess
31:23 - The End of the Line For Disney Remakes
I'm slightly late to the party, but I had to share my thoughts on the absolutely abysmal Pinocchio Remake by Disney, one of the most horrendously atrocious movies I've ever seen.
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Footage used primarily from Walt Disney's Pinocchio and its new 2022 remake. All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use.
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Music used from -
Athletic Theme - Yoshi's Island
Merlee's Mansion - Super Paper Mario
Termina Field - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
E Gadd's Garage - Mario Party 6
Army of Verdane - Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War
2nd Battle Theme - Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
It's On Now - Mario Party 8
Deku Palace - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Cold Caller Cubicles - Toontown Rewritten
Unfounded Revenge - Mother 3
Brobot Battle - Super Paper Mario
Bowser's Warped Orbit - Mario Party 8
VS Marx - Kirby Super Star
Tough Guy Alert - Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Trouble - Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Going Somewhere - Mario Party Superstars
On Black Wings - Fire Emblem: path of Radiance
Crisis - Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Wario's Gold Mine - Mario Kart Wii
Overthere Stair - Super Paper mario
Dark Emperor Hardin - Fire Emblem: New Mystery of the Emblem
The Scions Dance in Purgatory - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
Piano Zombie - Plants VS Zombies 2
Rainbow Road - Mario Kart 7
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#disney #disneyplus #remake #bad #pinocchio #animation #waltdisneyanimation #waltdisney #jiminycricket #tomhanks #lukeevans
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0:00 - Previously on Rockotar
0:20 - Intro
2:08 - Jiminy Cricket Sucks Now
3:41 - Gepetto Sucks Now Too (and Tom Hanks is Boring)
4:22 - The Blue Fairy is Incompetent and Stupid Now
5:40 - The Music and Songs Are Terrible
6:17 - Honest John and Gideon/Pinocchio is a Gary Stu Now
7:22 - Jiminy Cricket Jar Character Assassination
7:42 - Stupid Useless Puppeteer Girl
8:07 - Pointlessly Extended Scenes
9:00 - Useless Seagull Character
9:33 - Terrible Puppet Show
10:26 - Jiminy Cricket Escapes the Jar and Fails to Save Pinocchio
11:45 - Blue Fairy Role Mysteriously Minimized
12:40 - Nonsensical Lying and It's a Good Thing Now???
13:52 - Horrendous Coachman Introduction
15:02 - Pleasure Island Sucks and Makes No Sense Now
16:22 - Pinocchio Does Nothing Wrong On Pleasure Island
17:34 - The Atmosphere is Bad Now Too and the Monsters Are Terrible
18:20 - Jiminy Cricket Further Character Development Thrown Down the Drain Literally (Also The Darkest Scene is Ruined)
19:47 - Transformation Scene is Lame Now
20:10 - The Effects Are Atrocious
21:18 - Further Coachman Character Assassination
22:55 - Literally the Only Improvement and it is Extremely Minor
23:44 - Puppeteer Girl Destroys The Movie! (Also Stromboli Was Locked Up I Guess)
25:00 - One of the Stupidest Movie Scenes Ever
25:54 - Swallowed By Monstro Who Cares Anymore at this Point
27:00 - Fire Scene is Also Stupider Now
28:06 - Speedboat Pinocchio AKA The Other Most Stupidest Scene
28:25 - Pinochio's Sacrifice Ruined Now and Magic Tear Garbage
29:13 - Real Boy Ending Ruined
30:45 - The Blue Fairy is a Lier Now Too I guess
31:23 - The End of the Line For Disney Remakes
![DiSnEyS dArKeSt MoViE [Black Cauldron Review]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F9Y0M9tetvg/mqdefault.jpg "DiSnEyS dArKeSt MoViE [Black Cauldron Review]
Since were well into the spooky season, I thought Id review a forgotten Disney Classic Movie, The Black Cauldron.
My Patreon if you want to support me https://www.patreon.com/Rockotar
Footage Primarily Used from Disneys The Black Cauldron (1985)
Clips also used from The Aristocats, The Rescuers, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and The Fox and the Hound. All footage used is for review purposes and is fair use.
Music Used -
Shifty Boo Mansion (Super Mario 3D World)
Tearing Through Heaven (FE: Three Houses)
Never Let Up (Mario and Luigi: Dream Team)
The Dark World (LoZ: A Link to the Past)
Inescapable Fate (FE: The Blazing Blade)
Ghirahims Theme (LoZ: Skyward Sword)
Castle (Super Mario 3D Land)
The Enemy Approaches (FE: Path of Radiance)
With Milas Devine Protection (FE Echoes: Shadows of Valentia)
Hyrule Field (Twilight Princess)
Maple Treeway (Mario Kart Wii)
Overworld (Kid Icarus/Smash Bros Brawl)
Brobot L Type (Super Paper Mario)
Hidden Mountain/Forest (LoZ: A Link to the Past/Smash Bros Brawl)
Plight (FE: Path of Radiance)
Failure (Wii Fit)
Ascent (FE: Radiant Dawn)
VS Arvis (FE: Genealogy of the Holy War)
Trouble (FE: Shadow Dragon)
Endless Battle (FE: New Mystery of the Emblem)
Success (Wii Fit)
#disney #waltdisneyanimation #animation #dark #spooky #creepy #halloween #theblackcauldron #disneyanimation #spookyscaryskeletons #skeleton #witch
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - Return of the Shadow Figure (Skip if You Dont Care I Guess)
1:18 - Where the Review Starts Proper
2:23 - Taran and his Strange Writing
3:50 - Gurgi, AKA the worst character in the movie
5:49 - Great Animation, World, and Atmosphere
8:00 - Creeper, hes good
9:03 - The Horned King, one of Disneys Greatest villains
11:27 - Tarans Castle Misadventures
12:32 - Eilonwy is a character that exists
13:56 - Tarans Reverse character development
14:23 - Fflewddur Fflams introduction
15:28 - The heroes escape and argue afterwards
16:12 - Return of Gurgi and the least interesting part of the movie
17:26 - Swamps, Witches , and Cauldrons
19:46 - Nonsensically Deleted Scenes and whatnot
22:54 - A Nice Small Moment
23:26 - The Epic Climax
24:29 - A Terrible/Satisfying Sacrifice
26:08 - The End of the Horned King and castle escape
27:39 - Bargaining for a life
29:27 - Final Thoughts")
![Why Return to Never Land is a Superior Sequel [Peter Pan 2]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FlLqiCnzwQ4/mqdefault.jpg "Why Return to Never Land is a Superior Sequel [Peter Pan 2]
Rockotar is back at it again with his unpopular opinions. This time he is here to share why this Disney Sequel movie is not only good, but better than the original (he will surely never do this again, most definitely not, positively certain).
Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@rockotargaming
Social Media -
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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Rockotar
Timestamps -
0:00 - One of the Good Disney Sequels
1:47 - Everything in this Movie is Better or On Par with the Original
4:10 - Peter Pan and Tinker Bell are no longer Psychopaths Plus More Stuff that is Better
6:23 - Why Jane is an Excellent Character
11:41 - Tinker Bell Fakeout Death is Technically Lore Accurate
12:30 - The Only Major Flaw
13:28 - A Superior Climax
14:44 - The Music is Fantastic and I Even Like the Pop Song
16:29 - Lovely Scene with Wendy at the End, and Why the Themes Work Better
Keywords -
Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Never Land, Jane, Lost Boys, Fairy, Fantasy, Pirates, Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, Wendy, Hope, Faith, Trust, Pixie Dust.
#disney #sequel #peterpan #neverland #tinkerbell #fairy #underrated #analysis #animation #pirates #captainhook #fantasy")
![Why Attack of the Clones is Better Than You Remember [Star Wars Episode 2]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FrTY-ObfFhQ/mqdefault.jpg "Why Attack of the Clones is Better Than You Remember [Star Wars Episode 2]
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Cant wait for the mob to get me for having this opinion!
Battle of Geonosis slowed down video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwxdrRzSmck
The Lotro Music that doesnt have a title if you want to listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4n0L1j1hxE
Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@rockotargaming
Social Media -
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rockotar_the_purple_hat_guy/
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Serializd (TV Reviews): https://www.serializd.com/user/Rockotar/profile
Backloggd (Game Reviews): https://www.backloggd.com/u/Rockotar/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Rockotar
Timestamps -
0:00 - The Most Hated Star Wars Movie?
0:33 - Assassination attempt
1:26 - Why the characters are better than people give them credit for
6:30 - The bounty hunter chase and subsequent club scenes are very good
8:17 - Obi Wans story, and how it adds some down to earth elements to the world and characters
10:20 - Why Kamino is a great planet
11:21 - The CGI is mixed, but the clones are pretty good
12:23 - Why Jango Fett is a good villain
13:31 - The asteroid field scene is one of the best space battles
14:25 - Why Geonosis is also a great planet
15:32 - Why Count Dooku is a great and underrated villain
17:39 - Anakin and Padme on Naboo, uh oh
19:52 - The scenes on Tatooine are actually pretty good
20:55 - The death of Anakins mother and why its a strong moment
22:25 - Attempting to defend the Women and the Children too scene
23:32 - Padme has some strong moments in this film
24:02 - The Amazing droid factory scene
24:31 - Why R2-D2 and C-3PO are actually pretty funny
25:47 - The arena fight and why its super cool and unique
28:28 - Count Dooku final battle, weakest of the prequels, but still pretty great
29:47 - Ending and Final Thoughts
Keywords -
Star Wars, prequels, Obi Wan, Anakin, Padme, Yoda, Mace Windu, Count Dooku, Palpatine, Droids, Lightsaber, Spaceship, Planets, Naboo, Geonosis, Kamino, Corascuant, Aliens, Blaster, Space, underrated, good, flawed, romance, Memes.
#starwars #obiwan #obiwankenobi #georgelucas #prequels #anakin #padme #moviereview #analysis #underrated #memes")
