Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
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Welcome to the newest PowerPoint Rap Battle, a battle of birds who ask you to do something. We have the Pigeon from the Mo Willems books who asks you to let him do things and the Undertale Bird that wants you to let him carry you over the gap. Who will win? Let's find out!
► CREDITS:
Langle as The Pigeon
@laneevo
Kamren the Person as The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap
@KamrenThePerson
Narrator voiced by Theme Park Avenue
@ThemeParkAvenue
"No" Viewers voiced by MetastarVA RaccoonBroVA, AshleyMagica, & Langle
@MetaStarVA @RaccoonBroVA @ashleymagica
Written by Theme Park Avenue
Edited by Theme Park Avenue
Pigeon art by Hazelmoth
@hazelmothie
Buff Bird art by Luke Reardon
@lewkreerdun4011
Pigeon pixel art by Theme Park Avenue
Beat prod. by Raias beats
Mixed by Serena
@Zagranis
Subtitles by Rabi
@Rabi_battles
Thumbnail by LimJJ
@h4lf_
Special thanks to
Belle Beniko
garbageGothic
Mo Willems
Toby Fox
► ABOUT:
don't let the pigeon drive the bus! is a children's picture book written and illustrated by mo willems. published by disney-hyperion in 2003, it was willems' first book for children, and received the caldecott honor. the plot is about a bus driver who has to leave so he asks the reader to not allow the pigeon to drive the bus. the pigeon wants to have at least one ride and comes up with various excuses to drive the bus, but the readers keep on refusing, which aggravates the pigeon. an animated adaptation of the book, produced by weston woods studios, won the 2010 carnegie medal for excellence in children's video.
sequels
willems has created further books about the pigeon's adventures:
the pigeon finds a hot dog! (2004)
don't let the pigeon stay up late! (2006)
the pigeon wants a puppy! (2008)
the duckling gets a cookie!? (2012)
don't let the pigeon finish this activity book! (2012)
the pigeon needs a bath! (2014)
the pigeon has to go to school! (2019)
the pigeon will ride the roller coaster! (2022)
don't let the pigeon drive the sleigh! (2023)
will the pigeon graduate? (2025)
cameo appearances by the pigeon can also be found in willems's knuffle bunny, elephant and piggie, leonardo, the terrible monster and cat the cat book series.
bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap is the 35th track in the undertale soundtrack (not deltarune). this piece plays while the bird carries the protagonist over a disproportionately small gap in waterfall. bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap
small bird tarot
the bird's tarot card as "knight of pentacles/coins"
that bird will carry anyone past the gap. it never says no.
when i was younger, it gave me a lift. it took an hour...
but this bird never once thought of giving up!!!
cherish this bird.
undyne when the protagonist calls next to the bird for the first time
this tiny but determined bird offers to carry the protagonist across a "disproportionately small gap" near undyne's house. this allows the protagonist to return to the earlier areas of waterfall after falling into the garbage dump. the bird also has its own special song that plays while carrying the protagonist. according to undyne, the bird will carry anyone across the gap if they wish and will never say no, and that it once gave her a lift across the gap, and, despite it taking an hour, it never thought of giving up, and that the bird should be cherished.
in the genocide route, the bird does not appear. in the true pacifist ending credits, the bird can be seen flying above papyrus.
if the protagonist is carrying an umbrella, the text "umbrellas and birds. a bad combination." appears. this prevents the protagonist from carrying the umbrella to other areas of waterfall and the rest of the underground.
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Welcome to the newest PowerPoint Rap Battle, a battle of birds who ask you to do something. We have the Pigeon from the Mo Willems books who asks you to let him do things and the Undertale Bird that wants you to let him carry you over the gap. Who will win? Let's find out!
► CREDITS:
Langle as The Pigeon
@laneevo
Kamren the Person as The Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap
@KamrenThePerson
Narrator voiced by Theme Park Avenue
@ThemeParkAvenue
"No" Viewers voiced by MetastarVA RaccoonBroVA, AshleyMagica, & Langle
@MetaStarVA @RaccoonBroVA @ashleymagica
Written by Theme Park Avenue
Edited by Theme Park Avenue
Pigeon art by Hazelmoth
@hazelmothie
Buff Bird art by Luke Reardon
@lewkreerdun4011
Pigeon pixel art by Theme Park Avenue
Beat prod. by Raias beats
Mixed by Serena
@Zagranis
Subtitles by Rabi
@Rabi_battles
Thumbnail by LimJJ
@h4lf_
Special thanks to
Belle Beniko
garbageGothic
Mo Willems
Toby Fox
► ABOUT:
don't let the pigeon drive the bus! is a children's picture book written and illustrated by mo willems. published by disney-hyperion in 2003, it was willems' first book for children, and received the caldecott honor. the plot is about a bus driver who has to leave so he asks the reader to not allow the pigeon to drive the bus. the pigeon wants to have at least one ride and comes up with various excuses to drive the bus, but the readers keep on refusing, which aggravates the pigeon. an animated adaptation of the book, produced by weston woods studios, won the 2010 carnegie medal for excellence in children's video.
sequels
willems has created further books about the pigeon's adventures:
the pigeon finds a hot dog! (2004)
don't let the pigeon stay up late! (2006)
the pigeon wants a puppy! (2008)
the duckling gets a cookie!? (2012)
don't let the pigeon finish this activity book! (2012)
the pigeon needs a bath! (2014)
the pigeon has to go to school! (2019)
the pigeon will ride the roller coaster! (2022)
don't let the pigeon drive the sleigh! (2023)
will the pigeon graduate? (2025)
cameo appearances by the pigeon can also be found in willems's knuffle bunny, elephant and piggie, leonardo, the terrible monster and cat the cat book series.
bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap is the 35th track in the undertale soundtrack (not deltarune). this piece plays while the bird carries the protagonist over a disproportionately small gap in waterfall. bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap
small bird tarot
the bird's tarot card as "knight of pentacles/coins"
that bird will carry anyone past the gap. it never says no.
when i was younger, it gave me a lift. it took an hour...
but this bird never once thought of giving up!!!
cherish this bird.
undyne when the protagonist calls next to the bird for the first time
this tiny but determined bird offers to carry the protagonist across a "disproportionately small gap" near undyne's house. this allows the protagonist to return to the earlier areas of waterfall after falling into the garbage dump. the bird also has its own special song that plays while carrying the protagonist. according to undyne, the bird will carry anyone across the gap if they wish and will never say no, and that it once gave her a lift across the gap, and, despite it taking an hour, it never thought of giving up, and that the bird should be cherished.
in the genocide route, the bird does not appear. in the true pacifist ending credits, the bird can be seen flying above papyrus.
if the protagonist is carrying an umbrella, the text "umbrellas and birds. a bad combination." appears. this prevents the protagonist from carrying the umbrella to other areas of waterfall and the rest of the underground.






![Michael Rosen vs Philosoraptor. PowerPoint Rap Battles (ft. garbageGothic & TheMonarchy)
This was made out of love and respect for Michael Rosen and his stories. All references to his personal life are made for entertainment purposes.
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In this noice april fools day rap battle, the ytp icon michael rosen faces off against other 2008 meme philosoraptor. Who will win? Find out!
► CREDITS:
TheMonarchy as Michael Rosen and Older Rosen
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw
garbageGothic as Philosoraptor
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w
Written by Theme Park Avenue
Addition writing help by Special Inquisitor Rayyan (SIR Rap Battles)
Edited by Theme Park Avenue
Mixed by Danii
Art by BMB
Beat produced by Mandalaz
Thumbnail by SPM1000
Subtitles by Rabi
► ABOUT:
michael wayne rosen (born 7 may 1946) is a british childrens author, poet, presenter, political columnist, broadcaster and activist who has written 140 books. he served as childrens laureate from 2007 to 2009.
rosen first used the artificedesign channel when he uploaded a video, were going on a bear hunt. he proceeded to use it when nobody was willing to keep his book the hypnotiser in print, so his son, joe rosen (born november 3, 1976 [age: 44]), filmed him narrating each poem in an outdoor studio. these poems included favorites such as, the outing (right, class 6!) hot food (noice), and the michael rosen rap.
three years later, he re-entered youtube by uploading videos of him narrating poems from his new book, chocolate cake. four years after that, michael continued uploading videos of poems and stories, and he has been doing so ever since.because of rosens strange actions in his videos and large dictionary of words, rosens videos have been targets of youtube poopers for years. some notable ones include 256pialternate, noicedrinkz, and cs188. by the way this rap battle series is inspired by epic rap battles of history aka erb and freshy kanal at first, michael tried to take them down, but there were too many and eventually, he accepted their existence. due to his acceptance and perhaps due to his social activism, rosen earned the respect of the youtube poop community.
philosoraptor is an advice animal image macro series featuring an illustration of a velociraptor (jurassic park) paired with captions depicting the dinosaur as being deeply immersed in metaphysical inquiries or unraveling quirky paradoxes. On October 8th, 2008, the original illustration of the Philosoraptor was released and copyrighted by creator Sam Smith as a T-shirt design for sale on the online retailer Lonely Dinosaur. On March 30th, 2007, the earliest known depiction of a Philosoraptor dinosaur was posted on YTMND page titled New species of dinosaur discovered!, featuring a photoshopped image of a Velociraptor from the 1993 action film Jurassic Park holding a copy of Platos complete works (shown below, left). On February 18th, 2009, the earliest archived appearance of an image macro featuring the Lonely Dinosaur illustration was posted on 4chan /b/ board. Michael Rosen vs Philosoraptor. PowerPoint Rap Battles (ft. garbageGothic & TheMonarchy)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pwucL18f5qI/mqdefault.jpg)



