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In Today's Episode:
In the year 1184, Glastonbury Abbey burned. The official story is an accident. But there's another story, one where the fire was arson, set to destroy a library of dangerous, heretical books, and where a single volume was pulled from the flames before they could take it. A book already thousands of years old. A book that tells the story of Genesis from the wrong side, written not by the prophets of the Bible but by the scribes of ancient Egypt and the druids of Celtic Britain.
It explains the flood, the fall, the fallen angels... and then it keeps going, past the end of the Bible, into a prophecy about how the world ends. A fire in the sky. A returning destroyer. The apocalypse, on a schedule.
They call it the Kolbrin. It's a second bible, hidden for centuries, that almost nobody is supposed to have read. It even claims Jesus came to Britain and taught his truest teachings to the Celts directly.
So the only question that really matters about a book like this is a simple one. Is any of it true?
The Team:
Producer ► Caleb & Satchel
Writer ► Caleb
Editor ► Phillip (instagram.com/phillipbootsma)
Thumbnailer ► Trey (instagram.com/treytrimble)
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Video Chapters:
0:00 The Book Pulled From The Fire
1:53 What The Second Bible Claims
2:53 Jesus Came To Britain
6:00 A Stranger Genesis
8:00 The Dragon
9:36 The Flood And Atlantis
11:22 The Teachings Of Lucius
14:52 The Destroyer
16:37 The Man Who Invented Nibiru
20:05 What Nibiru Actually Means
23:32 The Part That Almost Works
25:44 The Fingerprint Of The Modern
28:26 Where It Really Came From
30:39 The Fire That Never Was
31:43 Enter The Professor
33:57 So Is It Real
References:
Ipuwer Papyrus Admonitions: worldhistory.org/article/981/the-admonitions-of-ipuwer
Heiser Nibiru Cuneiform Analysis: sitchiniswrong.com/NibiruCuneiform.pdf
Book Of Enoch And The Dead Sea Scrolls: library.biblicalarchaeology.org/sidebar/dead-sea-scrolls-spotlight-the-book-of-enoch
McCanney Credentials Marquis Who's Who: milestones.marquiswhoswho.com/milestone/james-mccanney
McCanney As Planet X Proponent: americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/02/927-james-mccanney
McCanney Atlantis To Tesla Kolbrin Connection: biblio.com/book/atlantis-tesla-kolbrin-connection-james-m/d/1384845202
Milowent Kolbrin Wikipedia Deletion Record: milowent.blogspot.com/2011/10/kolbrin-bible-wikipedia.html
The Kolbrin: rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Kolbrin
James McCanney: rationalwiki.org/wiki/James_McCanney
War Of The Sons Of Light: britannica.com/topic/The-War-of-the-Sons-of-Light-Against-the-Sons-of-Darkness
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Join the Gump Club! gump.club Exclusive content, Discord, and more.
Try our candy! sour.gg Made in the USA with unique flavors every month.
Play Legend Of Zalk! apps.apple.com/us/app/legend-of-zalk/id6745826740
In Today's Episode:
In the year 1184, Glastonbury Abbey burned. The official story is an accident. But there's another story, one where the fire was arson, set to destroy a library of dangerous, heretical books, and where a single volume was pulled from the flames before they could take it. A book already thousands of years old. A book that tells the story of Genesis from the wrong side, written not by the prophets of the Bible but by the scribes of ancient Egypt and the druids of Celtic Britain.
It explains the flood, the fall, the fallen angels... and then it keeps going, past the end of the Bible, into a prophecy about how the world ends. A fire in the sky. A returning destroyer. The apocalypse, on a schedule.
They call it the Kolbrin. It's a second bible, hidden for centuries, that almost nobody is supposed to have read. It even claims Jesus came to Britain and taught his truest teachings to the Celts directly.
So the only question that really matters about a book like this is a simple one. Is any of it true?
The Team:
Producer ► Caleb & Satchel
Writer ► Caleb
Editor ► Phillip (instagram.com/phillipbootsma)
Thumbnailer ► Trey (instagram.com/treytrimble)
Subscribe to these!
• Side Channel ► youtube.com/@oompayt
• Candy Channel ► youtube.com/@sourboysgg
• TLS Channel ► youtube.com/@toolateshowlive
Follow these!
• Insta ► instagram.com/oompavilleig
• Twitter ► twitter.com/oompaville
Video Chapters:
0:00 The Book Pulled From The Fire
1:53 What The Second Bible Claims
2:53 Jesus Came To Britain
6:00 A Stranger Genesis
8:00 The Dragon
9:36 The Flood And Atlantis
11:22 The Teachings Of Lucius
14:52 The Destroyer
16:37 The Man Who Invented Nibiru
20:05 What Nibiru Actually Means
23:32 The Part That Almost Works
25:44 The Fingerprint Of The Modern
28:26 Where It Really Came From
30:39 The Fire That Never Was
31:43 Enter The Professor
33:57 So Is It Real
References:
Ipuwer Papyrus Admonitions: worldhistory.org/article/981/the-admonitions-of-ipuwer
Heiser Nibiru Cuneiform Analysis: sitchiniswrong.com/NibiruCuneiform.pdf
Book Of Enoch And The Dead Sea Scrolls: library.biblicalarchaeology.org/sidebar/dead-sea-scrolls-spotlight-the-book-of-enoch
McCanney Credentials Marquis Who's Who: milestones.marquiswhoswho.com/milestone/james-mccanney
McCanney As Planet X Proponent: americanloons.blogspot.com/2014/02/927-james-mccanney
McCanney Atlantis To Tesla Kolbrin Connection: biblio.com/book/atlantis-tesla-kolbrin-connection-james-m/d/1384845202
Milowent Kolbrin Wikipedia Deletion Record: milowent.blogspot.com/2011/10/kolbrin-bible-wikipedia.html
The Kolbrin: rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Kolbrin
James McCanney: rationalwiki.org/wiki/James_McCanney
War Of The Sons Of Light: britannica.com/topic/The-War-of-the-Sons-of-Light-Against-the-Sons-of-Darkness
For any business inquiries reach out here brands@sour.gg
#oompaville
