Il Neige | THE NINTENDO SONG - Il Neige @IlNeige | Uploaded July 2015 | Updated October 2024, 20 hours ago.
Nintendo fanboys, "hardcore gamers," dudebros dropping $60 every year for a new Madden game. No one is safe from the 16 bits of pure, unadulterated satire that is "The Nintendo Song."
--LYRICS--
Back in 1983, NIntendo made the NES
An entertainment system that ran circles 'round all of the rest
Now five home consoles later, I think that it's time they finally
Went the way of SEGA and retired from the hardware scene
Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know
What the modern gamer needs
Nintendo, this generation doesn't want Mario
You should have quit after the Wii
All they do is recycle the same old tired properties
Who needs another Zelda when there's eight different Assassin's Creeds?
What good is Samus Aran? Girl cannot compete with Master Chief
When he and Marcus Fenix can fuel my male power fantasies.
Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know
What the hardcore gamer needs
Nintendo, you're overrated and you're moving too slow
How can you possibly compete?
They've got no good ideas anymore
Except who to put in Smash Bros 4
I can't believe the Wii U's limits
X-box doesn't need a gimmick
All their games are made for kids
Why can't they grow up like I did?
Yoshi's Wooly World looks fruity
Hey, another Call of Duty!
The year was 1996 when they began their slow decline
While other companies move forward, they fall more and more behind
Now every year I wait with baited breath to see them at E3
And hear the latest lame ideas to save their dying company
The code is written on the wall, why can't they get it through their heads?
That all we want is bigger guns to shoot at things until they're dead
And if you disagree, you're either gay or ten or probably both
But that's okay, just let EA shove ten more Maddens down your throat
Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know
What the modern gamer needs
Nintendo, you used to be the king, but now you're a joke
And it's not even funny
Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know
What the hardcore gamer needs
Nintendo, the console wars are over and you lost so
Step aside. Accept defeat
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Nintendo fanboys, "hardcore gamers," dudebros dropping $60 every year for a new Madden game. No one is safe from the 16 bits of pure, unadulterated satire that is "The Nintendo Song."
--LYRICS--
Back in 1983, NIntendo made the NES
An entertainment system that ran circles 'round all of the rest
Now five home consoles later, I think that it's time they finally
Went the way of SEGA and retired from the hardware scene
Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know
What the modern gamer needs
Nintendo, this generation doesn't want Mario
You should have quit after the Wii
All they do is recycle the same old tired properties
Who needs another Zelda when there's eight different Assassin's Creeds?
What good is Samus Aran? Girl cannot compete with Master Chief
When he and Marcus Fenix can fuel my male power fantasies.
Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know
What the hardcore gamer needs
Nintendo, you're overrated and you're moving too slow
How can you possibly compete?
They've got no good ideas anymore
Except who to put in Smash Bros 4
I can't believe the Wii U's limits
X-box doesn't need a gimmick
All their games are made for kids
Why can't they grow up like I did?
Yoshi's Wooly World looks fruity
Hey, another Call of Duty!
The year was 1996 when they began their slow decline
While other companies move forward, they fall more and more behind
Now every year I wait with baited breath to see them at E3
And hear the latest lame ideas to save their dying company
The code is written on the wall, why can't they get it through their heads?
That all we want is bigger guns to shoot at things until they're dead
And if you disagree, you're either gay or ten or probably both
But that's okay, just let EA shove ten more Maddens down your throat
Nintendo, you're tired and you're played out and you don't know
What the modern gamer needs
Nintendo, you used to be the king, but now you're a joke
And it's not even funny
Nintendo, you're out of touch and dated and you don't know
What the hardcore gamer needs
Nintendo, the console wars are over and you lost so
Step aside. Accept defeat
facebook.com/whatwehadtowatch
twitter.com/ilneigewwh2w
whatwehadtowatch.tumblr.com
instagram.com/kingcryomancer
