Theoretical Bullshit | The New Ten! @TheoreticalBullshit | Uploaded 16 years ago | Updated 9 hours ago
Here are the original 10, FYI:

You shall have no other gods before me
You shall not worship false idols
You shall not take the lord's name in vein
You shall remember the sabbath day and keep it holy
You shall honor your father and mother
You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not give false testimony
You shall not covet your neighbor's things

...And here are mine:

You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not abuse alcohol or other substances
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness
You shall not scapegoat or blame others
You shall not enslave
You shall not rape
You shall not abandon, abuse or neglect thy child
You shall honor they environment

Go to town!