Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
The Neopets Role-Playing Game is the ideal kickstarter. It's got it all: licensed IP, lazy 5e mechanics, nostalgia mining, kitchen sink promises, missed deadlines, alleged missed wages, a combat system for a cozy setting, potential OGL violations, and drama! DMs Rob and Matt try their best to chart the history of Neopets, Geekify's missteps, the system, the playtest adventures, and the fallout. Plus, stay tuned for late-breaking Neopets News!
Neopians, hack or play these TTRPGs instead:
Golden Sky Stories (starline.itch.io/gss) by Ryo Kamiya
Monster Care Squad (sandypuggames.itch.io/monster-care-squad) by Sandy Pug Games
Ryuutama (kotohi.com/ryuutama/) by Atsuhiro Okada
Neopets TTRPG Links:
Neopets TTRPG Kickstarter (kickstarter.com/projects/geekifyinc/neopets-official-tabletop-roleplaying-game-ttrpg/comments)
"The Neopets RPG doesn't need mechanics, just your money" (https://www.rascal.news/neopets-rpg-doesnt-need-mechanics-just-your-money-nostalgia-crowdfunding/) by Lin Codega
Update on the Neopets Tabletop Roleplaying Game (Update 1) (portal.neopets.com/news/feb20-geekify-ttrpg?fbclid=IwY2xjawQFb4VleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA80MDk5NjI2MjMwODU2MDkAAR5N-lbPgMAxRtbzql2lWbjZWR0JkSh6j5qRU1m9YR12zVEfiwFJOt9B_yATHg_aem_YHGhqglTgetJb9TYa3o3FA)
Update on the Neopets Tabletop Roleplaying Game (Update 2) (portal.neopets.com/news/march10-geekify-ttrpg)
Music: Pac Div - Roll the Dice
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The Neopets Role-Playing Game is the ideal kickstarter. It's got it all: licensed IP, lazy 5e mechanics, nostalgia mining, kitchen sink promises, missed deadlines, alleged missed wages, a combat system for a cozy setting, potential OGL violations, and drama! DMs Rob and Matt try their best to chart the history of Neopets, Geekify's missteps, the system, the playtest adventures, and the fallout. Plus, stay tuned for late-breaking Neopets News!
Neopians, hack or play these TTRPGs instead:
Golden Sky Stories (starline.itch.io/gss) by Ryo Kamiya
Monster Care Squad (sandypuggames.itch.io/monster-care-squad) by Sandy Pug Games
Ryuutama (kotohi.com/ryuutama/) by Atsuhiro Okada
Neopets TTRPG Links:
Neopets TTRPG Kickstarter (kickstarter.com/projects/geekifyinc/neopets-official-tabletop-roleplaying-game-ttrpg/comments)
"The Neopets RPG doesn't need mechanics, just your money" (https://www.rascal.news/neopets-rpg-doesnt-need-mechanics-just-your-money-nostalgia-crowdfunding/) by Lin Codega
Update on the Neopets Tabletop Roleplaying Game (Update 1) (portal.neopets.com/news/feb20-geekify-ttrpg?fbclid=IwY2xjawQFb4VleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA80MDk5NjI2MjMwODU2MDkAAR5N-lbPgMAxRtbzql2lWbjZWR0JkSh6j5qRU1m9YR12zVEfiwFJOt9B_yATHg_aem_YHGhqglTgetJb9TYa3o3FA)
Update on the Neopets Tabletop Roleplaying Game (Update 2) (portal.neopets.com/news/march10-geekify-ttrpg)
Music: Pac Div - Roll the Dice
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