Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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Ahhhh neckbeards! It's been a while since we had a good neckbeard RPG horror story! No one has the magicial ability to turn a Dungeons & Dragons campaign into a car wreck faster than an abrasive neckbeard. Buckle up, because we got a heaping helping of cringe for you in today's saga!