Uploaded November 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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::The Marvels - Absolutely Pathetic::
The latest offering from Disney and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Marvels is exactly what we knew it would be: bad. This should be surprising to absolutely no one, but let’s take a look at what we got. Join me for a review.

—Time Stamps—
0:00 - … Yikes
0:37 - The major issues
2:40 - Keeps
3:52 - The story (if you can call it that)
10:16 - The mid-credits scene: desperation
11:21 - Tone and pacing are both awful
14:10 - The actors and characters
17:20 - Collapse of the narrative


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