Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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We should all aspire to have the amount of confidence that Season 5 Starlight Glimmer had in herself. Sure she's reformed and redeemed now... but at one point she was a real bad mamma jamma.

This song was hard. It was actually too high for me in its original key, so I ended up pitching it down (it's probably still too high T^T). I still think this song is amazing and I had a great time making it, so that's all that matters. Unfortunately, the falsetto returns, much to everyone's chagrin.

Original song is The Man by The Killers

Art is mine. Feel free to follow me on Twitter if you'd like: twitter.com/Banquo05

Lyrics:

Keep 'em in line, ominous stare
Them other ponies, I don't even care
We're all the same but, I carry the crown
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
Don't need no advice, I got a plan
I know the direction, the lay of the land
I keep 'em in line with a villainous glare
Them other ponies, I don't even care

I'm the mare, come round
No-no-nothing can break, no-nothing can break me down
I'm the mare, come round and
No-no-nothing can break, you can't break me down

I got marks in the jar
Know you won't get far
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare
See we're all the same
You're gonna know my name
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare

When it comes to Magic, I got no concern
Don't try to teach me, I got nothing to learn
'Cause baby I'm gifted
You see what I mean?
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I'm the mare, come round
No-no-nothing can break, you can't break me down

I got marks in the jar
Know you won't get far
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare
See we're all the same
You're gonna know my name
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare

Who's the mare? Who's the mare?
I'm the mare, I'm the mare
Who's the mare don't you dare?
I'm the mare

Who's the mare? Who's the mare?
I'm the mare, I'm the mare
Who's the mare don't you dare?
I'm the mare

I'm the mare
I'm the mare

I got marks in the jar
Know you won't get far
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare
You're gonna know my name
Headed to the hall of fame
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the mare

Here in My Town
First in command
My Little Ponies, against me you stand?

Who's the mare? Who's the mare?
I'm the mare, I'm the mare
Who's the mare don't you dare?
I'm the mare

Who's the mare? Who's the mare?
I'm the mare, I'm the mare
Who's the mare don't you dare?
I'm the mare

I don't even care


I claim no ownership for The Man nor over the Purple Communist Edgelord Horse. You can keep her, Hasbro, she's definitely off her rocker.