Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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UPDATE - The fate of everything you hold dearly is now running off of this scraggly, old, dust-encrusted thumb drive. And while the actual computer hard drive keeps randomly appearing and disappearing, everything seems to have ran pretty stable over night.

Now I feel bad for making fun of all those cheesy action movies from the 90s and 2000s where the terrorists are ready to launch their doomsday device and the fate of all humanity comes down to some hand-to-hand battle on a train over a single 650mb CD-ROM.

Although, in all fairness, the doomsday device *I* am using is running off a USB 2.0 32GB thumb drive. So, clearly, way much more space and power is needed to place the power of the world in the palm of my hand.














And, no... to clarify, Dark Territory used the compact disc. In Dead Reckoning, it was a cruciform key. A completely different absurdity altogether.