Uploaded May 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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A short track I made for fun about the Melee community. Enjoy!

Instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=O01zOlGOXbo
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Thank you to VGBootcamp, Team Oxy, EVO, Helen Ko, GRSmash for the clips. Sorry if i missed someone!

Lyrics:

Living life on the edge M2K he wanna hide
If you play you Kirby suck it up swallow your pride
Hit with a knee cap, need recap? read the stream chat
Only way you'll beat me is in your sleep dreamland

You know i'm earning it, I'll get you for mashing jump
After the tournament see me sipping on some Falcon punch
Think she needs a rest guess you gotta nurse her
Thats the reason Hungrybox is my favorite Curse word

You can't stop my recovery i'm picking kurt angles
Calling all the shots from the sideline - Randall
You can try to dash dance fox trot or tango
Defeating me will leave you up on cloud nine - mango

Can't make it to me bracket its tragic you pretend this is your passion youre lacking cuz you slack you do not practice
What can I stay tournaments are stacked kid
So step away before I burn you with a set of Matches

Going off stage like you don't even care
Uair so dairing its bairly fair
Practice your tech skill there's no way ima fear ya
Anime grind - L cancel like Kira