Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago
Monologue is Below. Submit your video response here: youtube.com/video_response_upload?v=ld2MTyMqAbs
Follow these instructions:
1. Below is a monologue that we have randomly selected. Turn on your camera and record yourself reading it for the first time in a dramatic performance.
2. You must send your video as a video response to THIS video by clicking here: youtube.com/video_response_upload?v=ld2MTyMqAbs
3. Please do not add MUSIC or TEXT - we will be adding our own once we mashup all the videos.
4. It's due by Sunday at midnight!!!
THE MONOLOGUE:
'All right, I've landed. I'm getting out of the ship. Whoa, the terrain is soft. Spongy almost. It feels like I'm walking on a waterbed. Terry, you should feel this. It is freaky...okay okay I'll do the tests. The oxygen is normal. No toxic gases are detected. Hey, the temperature is a nice seventy degrees. Terry-looks like I've found paradise here.
This place is radical! It reminds me of this contraption my grandfather has back on Earth. A trampoline, I think it's called. They used it back in the twentieth century to give them the feeling of weightlessness...
All right! I'll stop messing around. Well, it's pretty rocky mostly. There's what looks like a small mountain range to the north, and another one to the south. The southern range looks like a couple of feet sticking up out of the ground. Ugly feet. More like claws actually. Claws that are moving. OH, NO! Terry, this isn't a planet! I've landed on something's stomach.
Permission to end mission. NOW!
Beam me up Terry and hurry! This thing looks hungry!'
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Monologue is Below. Submit your video response here: youtube.com/video_response_upload?v=ld2MTyMqAbs
Follow these instructions:
1. Below is a monologue that we have randomly selected. Turn on your camera and record yourself reading it for the first time in a dramatic performance.
2. You must send your video as a video response to THIS video by clicking here: youtube.com/video_response_upload?v=ld2MTyMqAbs
3. Please do not add MUSIC or TEXT - we will be adding our own once we mashup all the videos.
4. It's due by Sunday at midnight!!!
THE MONOLOGUE:
'All right, I've landed. I'm getting out of the ship. Whoa, the terrain is soft. Spongy almost. It feels like I'm walking on a waterbed. Terry, you should feel this. It is freaky...okay okay I'll do the tests. The oxygen is normal. No toxic gases are detected. Hey, the temperature is a nice seventy degrees. Terry-looks like I've found paradise here.
This place is radical! It reminds me of this contraption my grandfather has back on Earth. A trampoline, I think it's called. They used it back in the twentieth century to give them the feeling of weightlessness...
All right! I'll stop messing around. Well, it's pretty rocky mostly. There's what looks like a small mountain range to the north, and another one to the south. The southern range looks like a couple of feet sticking up out of the ground. Ugly feet. More like claws actually. Claws that are moving. OH, NO! Terry, this isn't a planet! I've landed on something's stomach.
Permission to end mission. NOW!
Beam me up Terry and hurry! This thing looks hungry!'
_________________________________________
SUBSCRIBE to our second channel for outtakes and existential challenges: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...
Watch new EC episodes here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...
SUBSCRIBE to The Kloons main channel: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...
Support The Kloons - visit our merch store: the-kloons.myshopify.com
Follow us on Twitter:
twitter.com/thekloons
Like us on Facebook:
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Check out our Website:
thekloons.com
