Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Cara Rogan-- a town board member from Monroe, Ohio-- has struck once again. Referred to the locals as the "Monroe-CVS Bridge Troll", most people who encounter this particular boss battle end up succumbing to the troll's demands: graciously refer to mr Rogan as "m'lady"; provide him with at least two boxes of clearance valentine's candy; and buy him two brand new pairs of polyester wigs. Failure to comply typically results in Cara eating spare donuts in the victim's car, or being exposed to the "eye of Sandor", a googley-eye Cara has permanently glued onto his bald head, which is only revealed upon pulling up his wig. Those who are exposed to the "eye of Sandor" typically require topical PTSD psychotherapy, and recovery is said to have taken years (due to the wrinkles). The subject seen in this video is very lucky to have narrowly missed the CVS troll's wrath, and authorities have since recommended her to apply to the witness protection program, as due to local and state squatter laws they are currently unable to evict the troll from the infamous CVS.
Cara Rogan-- a town board member from Monroe, Ohio-- has struck once again. Referred to the locals as the "Monroe-CVS Bridge Troll", most people who encounter this particular boss battle end up succumbing to the troll's demands: graciously refer to mr Rogan as "m'lady"; provide him with at least two boxes of clearance valentine's candy; and buy him two brand new pairs of polyester wigs. Failure to comply typically results in Cara eating spare donuts in the victim's car, or being exposed to the "eye of Sandor", a googley-eye Cara has permanently glued onto his bald head, which is only revealed upon pulling up his wig. Those who are exposed to the "eye of Sandor" typically require topical PTSD psychotherapy, and recovery is said to have taken years (due to the wrinkles). The subject seen in this video is very lucky to have narrowly missed the CVS troll's wrath, and authorities have since recommended her to apply to the witness protection program, as due to local and state squatter laws they are currently unable to evict the troll from the infamous CVS.
![the remedy for a broken heart (why am I so in love) [Geo Hernandez Tik Tok Remix]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uw3INIFG5RE/mqdefault.jpg "the remedy for a broken heart (why am I so in love) [Geo Hernandez Tik Tok Remix]
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