Uploaded June 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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2005 A.D. - A 12 year old kid named Johnny saw some "action figure movies" on Newgrounds and was inspired to make his own using a cheap digital camera that his mom happened to own. The 3rd movie he ever made is now a rediscovered cinematic masterpiece. Of the hundreds of these films that he made in his youth, this is one of the few that surpassed two hard-drive failures, and my god it's a sight to behold.

The film takes place in a news report showing that the Cat in the Hat is up to no good with the invention of a giant mallet that kills 3 people at a time, so he's forced to fall out of a window and becomes lunch for the snakes.

This movie was copied into several projects in its lifetime, including a past Q&A video, so it's likely that the quality or resolution isn't equal to that of the original. I can assure you guys, the quality of the recording wasn't that great to begin with.

There were 2 outtakes that were recorded, but those are lost now.

With all that said, dude have you been reading the description this whole time? Who does that?