Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Consumerism got you down, have a faygo. The best detroit soda.

Effects as decreed by the faygo sigil.
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Be cool
Have things taste like faygo when desired
Manifest faygo into your life
Feel less existential dread when drinking
Be hydrated by faygo
Desired flavor of faygo.
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