Uploaded February 2009 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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All verse lyrics taken from Google search results.

If you don't know what the Google Verb Meme Thing is, watch this:
youtube.com/watch?v=vIIkrjaSnfY

Infomercial Guy:
youtube.com/johnshouseoffun

I got tagged by:
youtube.com/pilocrates

I'm tagging:
No one because I hate these things.

LYRICS:
Michael needs a girlfriend
Michael needs a life without cock
Michael looks at changes
For 2009

Michael looks like he is (justafiably) about to wet his pants

Michael says farewell in style
Michael wants new sexy garden
Michael does Soulja Boy
On ice

Michael hates it when I write about him, because we inevitably warp characters in retellings

I don't like these tag games
They make my eyes sting
Nevertheless, I'm doing my best
'Cause this is the Google verb meme thing

This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Verb Meme Thing

Michael needs a girlfriend
Michael needs a life without cock
Michael looks at changes
For 2009

Michael looks like he is (justafiably) about to wet his pants

Michael says farewell in style
Michael wants new sexy garden
Michael does Soulja Boy
On ice

Michael hates it when I write about him, because we inevitably warp characters in retellings

I don't like these tag games
They make my eyes sting
Nevertheless, I'm doing my best
'Cause this is the Google verb meme thing

This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Verb Meme Thing
This is the Google Verb Meme Thing

Michael asks Lechero
Michael likes a good blowjob
Michael eats banana
(Clark and Michael)

Michael wears a COAT of loyalty's questions including: Are you a freak?

On the 26th of February, 2006, Michael was arrested for the possession of Class C drugs, an incident that he described as his "own stupid fault, as usual." He was cautioned by the police and released.

Michael loves Jesus
Michael loves Jesus
Michael loves Jesus
Michael loves Jesus