Uploaded January 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
The Onion, society's greatest satirical contribution, has churned out some of the funniest fake-headlines on the internet for decades. Some Onionheadlines are just pure, enjoyable absurdity, while others hit a little close to home and spit more truth than most cable newsrooms.
Below are some of the best Onionhistorical headlines that'll make any stiff history buff smile.Vote up your favorite historical headlines fromThe Onionbelow!
0:00 - Intro
0:00:08 - Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy
0:00:19 - William Howard Taft Historian Confident Solution To Nation's Troubles Can Be Found In Storied Career Of William Howard Taft
0:00:34 - Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea
0:00:46 - Saddam Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist
0:00:57 - Literary Historians Discover Hemingway's Dad Bulk Purchased 70,000 Copies Of 'The Sun Also Rises' To Get Son On Bestseller List
0:01:11 - Bunch Of Phonies Mourn JD Salinger
0:01:21 - British Royal Family Sadly Announces Death Of Prince Charming
0:01:31 - Late-Blooming Dad Just Now Getting Into Civil War History
0:01:42 - Holy Sh*t, Man Walks On F***ing Moon
0:01:53 - Worlds Largest Metaphor Hits Iceberg
0:02:04 - Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons
0:02:16 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Suspended For Next 10 Rulings Following Supreme Court Bench-Clearing Brawl
0:02:27 - So-Called Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Looks Nothing Like Him
0:02:39 - NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
0:02:50 - Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules
0:02:58 - Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
0:03:13 - Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta To Ground
0:03:22 - North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon
0:03:33 - Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'
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The Onion, society's greatest satirical contribution, has churned out some of the funniest fake-headlines on the internet for decades. Some Onionheadlines are just pure, enjoyable absurdity, while others hit a little close to home and spit more truth than most cable newsrooms.
Below are some of the best Onionhistorical headlines that'll make any stiff history buff smile.Vote up your favorite historical headlines fromThe Onionbelow!
0:00 - Intro
0:00:08 - Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy
0:00:19 - William Howard Taft Historian Confident Solution To Nation's Troubles Can Be Found In Storied Career Of William Howard Taft
0:00:34 - Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea
0:00:46 - Saddam Hussein Rules Over Cell With Iron Fist
0:00:57 - Literary Historians Discover Hemingway's Dad Bulk Purchased 70,000 Copies Of 'The Sun Also Rises' To Get Son On Bestseller List
0:01:11 - Bunch Of Phonies Mourn JD Salinger
0:01:21 - British Royal Family Sadly Announces Death Of Prince Charming
0:01:31 - Late-Blooming Dad Just Now Getting Into Civil War History
0:01:42 - Holy Sh*t, Man Walks On F***ing Moon
0:01:53 - Worlds Largest Metaphor Hits Iceberg
0:02:04 - Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, Castro, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons
0:02:16 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Suspended For Next 10 Rulings Following Supreme Court Bench-Clearing Brawl
0:02:27 - So-Called Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Looks Nothing Like Him
0:02:39 - NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
0:02:50 - Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules
0:02:58 - Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
0:03:13 - Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta To Ground
0:03:22 - North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon
0:03:33 - Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'
▶️ MUSIC BY: bit.ly/DreamHeaven
🌠About Topopedia----------
Topopedia works for you, we made interesting, diverse, fun tops of events, performers, actors, politicians, places, and much more. don't miss everyday updates
🌠Subscribe----------
youtube.com/channel/UCbUt17NR04HOt1FkzDx0RbQ?sub_confirmation=1
🌠Big thanks for free music goes to DreamHeaven----------
bit.ly/DreamHeaven
