Uploaded December 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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The fans are angry.
You wouldn't like them when they're angry.
Actually you probably wouldn't like them anyway.

parody of this song by Bob Dylan youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ

download here mediafire.com/download/2nk0q1jryavm72n/The+Fans+They+Are+A%27Ragin.mp3

LYRICS

Come gather round children
I’ve something to say
There’s storm headed for you
And it’s not going away
So collect all your merchandise
Go hide and pray
That you’ll be safe from the rampagin’
The bronies are coming
And they’re all here to stay
Oh the fans, they are a-ragin’

All innocence is gone
All virtue is spent
All taken by neck beards
Who call themselves gents
And they’re yelling out now
To announce their dissent
That their pony show isn’t worth savin
It’s been all downhill
Since the Fausticorn went
Oh the fans, they are a-ragin’

Now little girls for whom
This show had been made
Please understand how
You have all been outweighed
By a mob who don’t like
How Sombra was portrayed
The unparalleled kings of complainin’
And that hearthswarming song
Was the worst ever made
Oh the fans, they are a-ragin’

There’s not enough Luna
And too much of Spike
Rarity’s a prissy
And Rainbow’s a dyke
And the coronation episodes
Can go take a hike
They hate the way Twilight’s been agin’
And stop with that apple horse
Nobody likes
Oh the fans, they are a-ragin’

They bought all the movies
And merch from the store
You’d think they’d be happy
But the fandom’s at war
About whether or not
Princess Cadence is a whore
It’s a battle of bollocks they’re wagin’
Screw it, I’m leaving
I can’t take anymore
Oh the fans, they are a-ragin’